Double Jeopardy (The Sad Tale Of The Day Alex Trebek Went Crazy)- The Butch Trifecta

What do you know, Snafu did stuff this time. That's him "singing" and co-writing.

Lyrics by: Conundrum and Snafu
Music by: 1984 Jeopardy Theme and Guitar by Paradox

Intro-=Jeopardy 1984 theme

The episode aired at seven o'clock!
When Alex Trebek reached for his glock!
The audience ran, but the doors were locked!
ready to shoot, his gun was cocked!
Trebek lost his mind went totally nuts!
He was definitely, crazy as fuck!
People screamed "Alex what's up?!"
Alex responded "What is shut the fuck up!"
Who's in Jeopardy now motherfuckers?
You, that's who, you fucking piece of poo!

CHORUS:
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, TREBEK HAS SNAPPED!
KEEPS FIRING AT THE PEOPLE, CAP AFTER CAP!
HE'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE FOR A THOUSAND PLEASE!
HE'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE CHEST WHEN UR ON UR KNEES!
AFTER ALL THESE QUESTIONS THERE'S ONE LEFT!
WHO WILL LIVE, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE REST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob Barker strolls in, tells Alex to stop
Trebek fires off a shot into his old nuts
Bleeding on the floor Barkers last words
"Don't forget to have pets spayed and neutered"
It's like Grand Theft Auto and Trebek has cheat codes
Unlimited ammo, guns aplenty, Trebek won't ever tire

Jeopardy theme bridge


CHORUS:
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, TREBEK HAS SNAPPED!
KEEPS FIRING AT THE PEOPLE, CAP AFTER CAP!
HE'LL TAKE SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE FOR A THOUSAND PLEASE!
TOO BAD HE'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE CHEST WHILE YOU'RE BEGGIN ON YOUR KNEES!
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF QUESTIONS THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT!
AND THAT IS WHO WILL HE LET LIVE, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE REST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mess with Trebek

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[grimsmartboy]

so an acoustic guitar and Tommy with death metal lyrics can make an awesome song

[thebutchtrifecta]

I'm sorry, you have this band confused with another one. There is nobody in this band named "Tommy"; just Paradox, Snafu, and Conundrum.

[muveegeek]

and Faux Pas.

=D

[thebutchtrifecta]

Not at the time of the previous comment, but fair enough. Faux Pas as well

[MichaelJNielsen]

I think the episode of South Park With "Timmy" would have been a lot better.!!!

[jackedupteam]

epic win

[thebutchtrifecta]

The Colonel is way more metal than Nile anyway. Seriously, he's killed how many chickens?!?!?!?!? As opposed to Nile who hasn't killed any!!!!!!

ZOMG!!!!!!!!

PWND!!!!!!

[jackedupteam]

Nono. Karl Sanders is the lead singer for Nile. Not to be confused with the Colonel

[thebutchtrifecta]

The chicken guy? Yeah right! Nobody messes with the Colonel.

[jackedupteam]

Wow, Snafu should sing in a death metal band. He could probably replace Karl Sanders.