Love Hates You (2011 Valentine's Day Song) by Kevin Sage

Comedian/Songwriter Kevin Sage offers an anthem of sorts for all the single people on Valentine's Day.

Download "Love Hates You" at http://www.reverbnation.com/kevinsage

Lyrics below:

Every February
On the 14th
Everybody with their girl
Everybody except me
Tell me, why Love gotta play me
Like a game of Angry Birds?
When I lose, those little pigs be poppin' me
That little smirk

So put yo' hands up
If you're just like me
Put yo' hands up
If love always seems just out of reach
Put yo' hands up
If every door you open slams shut
And no matter who you date
Somehow you always eff it up

So put yo' hands up
If you're SOL
Put yo' hands up
If you always go to movies by yourself
Put yo' hands up
It's probably time to face the truth
And accept the inevitable
That Love hates you

Love hates you
He wishes you were dead
Love hates you
Wants to kick you in the head
Love hates you
He wants to stab you in the eye
And set your house on fire
When you're sleeping inside

Love hates you
He wants to punch you in the junk
Love hates you
Stuff your body in a trunk
Love hates you
Push your car off a cliff
And dance on your grave
while he's puffin' on a bliff
Love hates you, Love hates you, Love hates you...
Love hates you

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• kevin
• sage
• comedy
• satire
• love
• romance
• dating
• valentines
• day
• hates
• you

[summerchile]

Ok Kevin - I imagine that since the dude in the video can't dance, he can't screw! (don't think he'd tell you but according to your hypothesis, and its summation, he can't!) ..oh can YOU dance?

[palmina77italiana]

i'd do body shots with your ex-girlfriends :-p LOL!!!

[nlmoviefan]

@vinsage the talking went on a bit long but i loved this video,it was fantastic

[purebredcc]

A new age poet for all and seeming endless talent.Don't stop doing what you love and love what you do.

[soablol]

Awesome xD

[vinsage]

@dmxpitbull1 Shot the whole thing in about 2 hours. A couple takes and some b-roll.

[wiladin]

Brilliant. Just brilliant

[tutube998]

LOL! I can feel the love! Hands up!

[Shadowedmetalhound23]

Nice video. Kinda gives me an idea what to do for next years Anti-Valentines day video well lyric wise I guess. I can feel how that is because I always get whacked around kinda like that but oh well screw it. Still AWESOME video \m/ ROCK ON MAN!!

[MichelleAOrefice]

Awwww Kevin.......I loved the video...........Happy Valentine's Day to you! xxooxxoo