The Ballad of Splurn & Mr. Chuggles

BEEFUS singeth about a waitress and a cockroach. Live at the Cardinal Bar, 11-2-10. BEEFUS, Nathan B. Gosh, Meatslayer, and U-Tip.

mr chuggles was a hairy German cockroach/Splurn waitressed at Wally's Midnite O/The fry cooks were cons & former Klansmen/The chili mac it had a neutron glow/There was Philly Lil who goobered in the chowder/Sam whose fists were clenched and morbid white/Bogo the brute who fixed the terlit/Had a plunger that haunted Chuggles' nights/Drunk and slurping Pepsi at the counter/Add the everclear and heave a sigh/Frolick like you want to be beaten/Limbo like you're fixin to die/Out in the lot, broken glass inside the
crankcase/Of an 87 Cutlass without tires/Future slabs of Aldi's catfood/Warmed their hands over oil drum fires/Splurn's postnasal drippings glazed the meatloaf/Mr. Chuggles dropped his feelers in the pie/Frolick like you want to be beaten/Limbo like you're fixin to die/O Chuggles, little Chuggles, if you only had a tongue/We could sing about the golden days, back when we were young/They made a getaway, and made a backagain/The Wally's sign had lost its blinking spoon/Splurn's got
scars where her eyes used to be/Can't talk, but she hoots like a baboon/Steal a thirteen dollar bill from the register/Bleachbottle smoke can get you high/Frolick like you want to be beaten/Limbo like you're fixin to die/Frolick like
you want to be beaten/Limbo like you're fixin to die

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