Write your own Lance Armstrong punchline, The Post chimps out, A-Rod injects the truth - Ep. #7

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Lance Armstrong's bike returned to cops: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/cycling/lancearmstrong/4696031/T...

13-year-old father: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2238252.ece

Chimp owner says she never gave him Xanax: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D96EAAPO0&show_article=1

Student won't stop texting, gets frisked: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0217092samsung1.html

Jared Leto has identity issues: http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/16/jared-leto-smells-like-teen-spirit/

Rihanna's post-argument photo: http://perezhilton.com/2009-02-19-chris-brown-did-this

A-Rod tries to apologize for using banned substances: http://blogs.usatoday.com/gameon/2009/02/alex-rodrigue-1.html

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[BlackBart213]

This is the best one so far! Hilarious

[ShabeShabeShabe]

i'm fairly sure the crazy chimp swiped Lance's ride before getting gunned down in a hail of gunfire