ebaY Want It Now Borked

ebaY's "want it now" site has been down since around September 24th or so. No official announcement from ebay. The outage appears to have affected the main ebay.com site as well as ebay.au and ebay.uk, according to reports on ebay's community forums Technical Issues board. It's also being reported that ebay's offshore customer service doesn't have any knowledge whatsoever as to the very nature of "Want it now"
Live demonstration by Cappnonymous.

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[callmeshane303]

LOL - Emperor Donohue sucks his own dick while Ebay burns.....

And burns all the people he burnt...

LOL

I have maintained for a long time, that "The people who run Ebay do the most incredibly fucking stupid - anti reality check and anti customer and anti everything, and it's it's really impossible to even comprehend it, and then a little while later - they DO another really FUCKING STUPID thing that even tops the last one......

And the bullshit just keeps getting WORSE...

[cappnonymous]

@callmeshane303

Meanwhile they are suspending & freezing funds of people with 10+ years under their belts and 100% feedback, near perfect stars. But ebay/Paypal can't even dream of that sort of customer satisfaction. How many times and for how long have they been 'fixing' search & finding now?

"eBay Listens to Customers, Retires Old Search Engine"

February 23, 2009

seekingalpha

Hilarious! failbay! & failpal, partners in fail.

[cappnonymous]

Good golly gee. Glad it's not hacked or anything.

lmao

Funny part, ebay's own customer service don't even seem to know the site exists.

What a blivet!

Keep up the good work, ebork!

[ebaymotorssucks]

eBay Inc - You get Pucked Here - Just Like At Home! LOL!!

[thumper444]

maybe they are busy 'fixing' things that aren't broke lol

[callmeshane303]

@cappnonymous

LOL. It has been an interesting time hasn't it.

Lets have an anarchists art show in the Guggenhiem Museum

[callmeshane303]

@cappnonymous

Watching the people who run and work for Ebay is a bit like watching a bus full of the local arseholes in the KKK, sail off a big cliff and crash at the bottom in a huge ball of flames - so you want to laugh your head off at that, then you realise they landed on your house and killed your kids.....

That is how I feel watching this nightmare called Ebay - and seeing the mind fuck bullshit evolving - it's so bad but I can't laugh or cry. (well I can laugh some)

[ebaymotorssucks]

eBay is Broken! LOL!!