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EWWW THERE'S A MARRIED COUPLE IN MY CLOSET!

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Uploaded by on Jun 14, 2009

Married people are springing up everywhere and it's beginning to make me feel like a complete and utter failure.

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  • i like the bit where youtube girls are still, like "OMG ILL MARRY U WIBBLEBIBBLE" No. Seriously. Ladies. This man is speaking truth. Cheattrain to cheatsville usa.

    At any rate. Dylan, that bit of you that cries at romance movies. That bit of you will probably get you married in a billion years.

  • You're such a support Raye, I don't know what I'd do without you...

  • that REALLY funny part about this video is that you may think he's fucking around..but he's not. i speak from personal experience on a very minimal level that he truly is the strung out, easily bored asshole he claims to be.

  • I'm glad you're defending me, of all people at least I can count on you for this...

  • Right? Kinda almost makes you wanna marry me.

  • Hardly, I just appreciate honesty is all...

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  • Marriage is vastly overrated.

  • you are very intelegent and I respect you.

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  • I'm not boring! You dick! Love you bro, miss your beard

  • I could easily think of AT LEAST 10 to 15 different kinds of women I'm attracted to. There's no one type of person for anyone.

  • ahha fat ass ur just pissed cause u cant get n e neden

  • You're very smart, I'll be honest with you. I'm a juggalo, so please don't judge me. I watched this video willingly. I liked it, it's honest. Why do people get married? It's the next step in the relationship, then it's pretty much a statistic. Most marrages do not last, and that's a fact. But hey, if you find someone you think you can stand forever. Go for it.

  • I THOUGHT I was going to get married, then shit happened and it turned out she was a cunt, but hey, what the hell...

    Fuck married people regardless.

  • ah hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YOU LOVE A DUDE AND YOU ADMITTE TO IT YOU FUCKIN HOMO MOTHER FUCKER.

  • dude. i have a love hate thing for yer vids. dissing juggalos and marriage trains = win. dissing moon cups = fail.

    quit falling off the progressive train, bro. to get yourself some credibility.

  • OMG get out of my funcking head!!!! :)

  • ur the reason gay marriage is legal

  • I called my current significant other my future ex-husband from the day I met him.

    Hence the fact that he's afraid to marry me. That I'm my raging alcoholism.

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