Theodore ~ A Tribute to Teddy Roosevelt
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@Yellow2004Mustang LOL my old profile from years ago ^_^
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(Dutch language of his ancesors)
Beste president die VSA te bieden had...
Best president that USA ever did had...
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The greatest President, and a real hero.
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LYRICS (part 5):
King Ed. things Teddy is all right,
God save the King if he should fight
With Theodore, The man the Yanks adore;
He'd lick the King in any ring,
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! for Theodore.
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LYRICS (part 4):
King Edward is a grand old man,
As all the world admits;
But what chance would King Edward stand
with Jeffries or with Fitz?
I know a man can stand off Jeff with upper-cuts and hooks;
He has no use for Lords or Earls, but he can use his "dukes:"
It's Theodore, The peaceful Theodore;
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LYRICS (part 3):
Their wills they've made they're all afraid,
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! for Theodore.
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LYRICS (part 2): When Russia fought the Japanese, We thought they'd never cease. A certain party stopped the war and brought 'em both to peace. When they awarded him a prize for stopping Russia's wars; They found him at the White House fighting seven Senators: It's Theodore, The peaceful Theodore; The Senate thought he was a joke, He stopped their graft and now they're broke. On salary, They'll have to live once more;
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LYRICS (part 1): I've travelled all around the world, I've sailed on ev'ry sea; Met ev'ry King and potentate, including old John D. In ev'ry corner of the Earth they know King Edward's fame, But there's a ruler greater still; no doubt you've heard his name; It's Theodore, The peaceful Theodore; Of all the rulers great or small, He is the greatest of them all. He's first in peace, He's first of all in war, He's in demand in Yankee land, Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! for Theodore.
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Chuck Norris, created from one of Roosevelt's mustache hairs.
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he's the reason no one fucks with America
Thanks to Roosevelt We have the Grand Caynon :)
MustangRacerWon 2 years ago 19
Teddy was also better than Taft, Coolidge.
hoppers001 3 years ago 19