Is Lady Gaga a Man?

In which Hank delves into the psyche of his world using the tool of Google Auto-Complete. I ran into a LOT of amazing auto-completes while I was doing this, so I might do it again, or John might. It's pretty hilarious stuff.

Let me answer some questions for you here:
Is Lady Gaga a man: No
Is John Green Dead: No
Is it Down: Huh?
Is Justin Bieber Gay: No
Is Nate Berkus gay: Who?
Is bronchitis contagious: YES! WTF?
Is Gonorrhea Curable: Yes...but it's also avoidable...which is probably what you want to start out with
Is Brett Favre Married: Yes...though maybe not for long
Is Tina Marie Dead: Yes
Is my house haunted: No
Is My Life is Liz Real: No...no...obviously not...at all. Though it's hard to say that just because it's "dramatized" it isn't real. I mean...high school is about as "dramatized" as you can get.

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[CassesVultus]

Just ran a google search for "Is Hank Green Awesome?" This was the third hit: "Hank Green is an idea that was implanted into the brains of the general public during the 1970's. Only those completely made of awesome are able to perceive him as a physical entity."

[starsplash922]

WE WIN!!!

it said "is hank green awesome". the third is "is hank green awesome yes"

so we answer these questions for you. now, you dont have to. xD

[HerVeryLowness]

I am concerned by the result of 'Is Hank Green a mass of incandescent gas?'

[ThaNotSoEpicGeek]

my third was is hank green pregnant

[cakebomb77]

I think I might of died from laughter

[awesomeDJisme]

hehehe I only typed in 'Is Ha' and it was the fourth option!

[AwkwardWhiteKid97]

This answers the question about God....and John

[Mauzeah]

The captions were. . . PERFECT. . . . O_O;;; The captions understood his words even better than I did!!

[IamNVINCIBAL]

... ... ... you know... he confirmed there religion DESPITE stating that they would not say it

[xeroh0pe]

"Why does everybody wanna know if everybody's gay?!" That made me laugh so goddamn hard.

[PrimaryColoursdotcom]

I can still remember when I typed "hank green" into google and all that came up was "hank greenberg". I am so SO glad this has changed.

[fizzie365]

just typed in "is hank green" and google has autofilled the rest as 1. gay 2. awesome yes 3. christian. so yeah, people still want to know if you're gay more than if you are awesome. maybe it's because people don't need to use to google to know that hank green is awesome. since it autofilled to gay first, the results showed that some douchebag has a question on yahoo answers claiming that you are gay not in the homosexual sense, but the "stupid" way. seriously? decepticons are everywhere...