Praying mantis sex - the male's head gets bitten off

Insect porn FTW!

Have I ever mentioned I'm a frustrated nature documentarian? I'm not kinky or anything but when I saw some praying mantis sex action I wanted to video it.

And I have decided that this is an analogy for all heterosexual relationships. Women will bite your head off and men will keep thinking about sex anyway. That is actually my other half you hear in there - I don't think she likes me perpetuating stereotypes.

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[kerioken]

the guys all like ahh yeahh ahh yeah!! thats just how i lyk eht! THATS JUST HOW I LYK EHT! ah yeah! yeah bite my head you naughty bitch! BITE IT!! AHHH AHH! IT HURTS SO GOOD! HOLY SHIT! Gettin a little kinky now, a little nibble wouldnt hurt I guess, ah yeah, AH AH! YEAH THATS HOW I LIKE IT! THATS HOW I *crunch*

[AngryAussie]

@kerioken How disturbing

[proent]

huh? how do they all know to rip off the head every time ? Trying to tell me they eat the head every single time and they have never mated without them eating the head off?

[AngryAussie]

@proent No. Nobody's saying that.

[rejectzombie]

@proent yes they do, they eat them this nourishing them and their future eggs. they eat them as they would any other bug that gets near them.

[AngryAussie]

@rejectzombie And gets a cake

[bouncingfish]

OMG that is a serious head job!!

[christine1213]

"Mom, where's daddy?" "I ate him..."

[SirKevinMartin]

@proent Yeah, the mantis ALWAYS kills their mate after mating. Fact.

[proent]

@AngryAussie oh.. I just looked it up and said it only happens 30% undisturbed

[kristoflaw]

gimme head *groan*

[RDanii]

Ftw