Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

The song Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise :3




Lyrics -

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An amish with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired

Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like robinson caruso
Its as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an amish paradise

Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter
Think youre really righteous?
Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were all crazy mennonites
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Living in an amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an amish paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

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[NPC919]

YOUTUBE WANKERS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! The video is part of what makes the song fucking cool! FUCK!!! YOU!!! FFS!!!! ¬¬!!

[MgPinky]

I would but I cant as youtube block that video from me for some reason.... Not allowed to be viewed in the UK. But you are allowed the music just not the video. It sucks I know but thats Youtube for ya.

[MrKrov]

"To all spammers

1.Take a knife

2.Cut of your fingers

3.NOW LOOK AT YOUR HANDS!!!"

[ThePerfectRhythm]

This is a parody of Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio, which is a very bad remake of Pastime Paradise by Stevie Wonder. Stevie's magic is and always has been best. Coolio made a mockery of it by making that ridiculous song. I like this song, especially since it is making fun of Coolio's crappy remake.

[chunkypuff91]

@MrKrov WHOA!!! I'm bleeding!!! O.O

[thedestinyrageteam]

NO COPS? I WANNA B AMISH!!!

[thorman360]

i remember the time i had to EAT IT then after that i went to my dads AMISH PARADISE after that i went home and bought somthing on EBAY. i got bored so i checked YOUR HORRISCOPE FOR THE DAY cause i was scared that you would say YOUR PITIFAL so at diner i felt like being WHITE AND NERDY so I LOST ON JEPORDY. after that somwon said i was stupid so i said I'LL SUE YA

[Hardrada88]

Stop saying wanker it's not clever and makes us English look like aids ridden toss-rats! Use your imagination. cunt-bunny, muff munching maggot, and my personal favorite line? Go first yourself. This song is ace. don't be a wanker, be a right fucking cranker!

[FrenchDeath]

i like thith music

[TheStkguy]

lol love that word...wankers

[heroestornadorune5]

you harvest your grain ☺☺:)

[kuroobi123]

Thumbs up if you think Weird Al Yankovic and Stephen Colbert look alike.