[If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do] Dying for Jesus

Ron Ormond produced some of the most memorable exploitation schlock in the 50' and 60's...Then he found Jesus.

He then made some of the most insane Christploitation flicks ever made.

This clip pretty much sums up the whole movie. Check out how the Commissar's accent goes from a strained Russian to Southern fried goodness, all in the span of about 5 seconds.

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[jonahbegone]

Well, fair is fair, I guess. Fashionably enlightened left wingers can ridicule this just as I did Billy Jack, Born on the Fourth of July and Christ in Concrete.

[BadMovieRealm]

@jonahbegone Billy Jack was much more painful to endure than this, I can assure you.

Ugh, hippies...*shudder*

[ninjadog056]

Death to all cristian and religious bastards, long live communism and the freedom of the proletariat, modern religion is a way to exploit the workers

[BadMovieRealm]

I sincerely hope your comment was meant to be funny (and if it was, then please ignore the following) but just in case you're serious:

Communism = Irrational collectivism.

Religion = Irrational collectivism.

And most importantly:

Communism =/= Freedom.

Communism is nothing more than a religion of the state. In place of God, there is the state. Therefore, your "Yay, communism! Boo, religion" stance is more than a little absurd as they are one and the same...

And you misspelled "Christian."

[wtfhah]

So what does this mean for you? Unfettered capitalism is little more than a self-important smash-n-grab. I mean, take slavery for example, it's the Hope diamond in capitalism's crown. Though I do not know the "answers" I do know that neither marxism nor adam smith's capitalism have ever been purely implemented. The same goes for christianity. But what is clear to me is everyone speaks a little truth, and that is as collective and irrational as it gets... try escaping it.

[BadMovieRealm]

"Unfettered capitalism is little more than a self-important smash and grab."

That statement shows a stunning lack of understanding of what Capitalism actually is.

Capitalism is nothing more than a system recognizing individual rights to property and trade, free from interference. The government's only role in a Capitalist society is to protect the individual from physical force.

Your assertion that slavery--the ultimate denial of individual rights--is the crown jewel of Capitalism is absurd.

[AtheismCentral]

lol @ anti communism

[psychocrysis2]

Why are the Communists using NATO weapons?

[machetezone]

my daddy is Fidel castro

[MaoistRebelNews2]

Looks exactly like what Nazis did to communists in the death camps

[MrJohndoakes]

"Comrade pastor?" In Communist states only members of the Party were called "comrade"; everybody else was "citizen."

Little Timmy: he's ahead of them all....

[Pfsif]

Jew=Communist

[bigbrojack]

Ah, if only vacation bible school HAD ended this way...

[Bomj74]

мечта американцев и жидов напугать весь мир страшными комунистами... дрочите иуды...

[sonoki82]

Any Christian would be willing to die for Jesus, but it takes a true believer to die for a $2 portrait of Europeanized Jesus.