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Jim Jefferies: I Swear To God - No Smoking (HBO)

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Uploaded on Oct 9, 2009

Jim doesn't understand the meaning of NO SMOKING signs, especially when it's the law. For more information, go to http://itsh.bo/eLK5C7.

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  • abSURDub

    i love how the cut out "fuck" and kept in "fisting a small animal!"

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  • TheRockHBKfan

    Saw it last night... :D

    Jim is tha' man!

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  • thercjamie

    Obviously that wouldn't happen... 'cos I don't go to nightclubs

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  • Aaron Blankenship

    That is the dumbest argument ever. The essential elements required to form life came together and formed organisms. Fast forward to a fully evolved human. This human cut down a tree and created paper out of it, another human created the ink from whatever the hell ink was made of in those days, and several other humans used their minds to draft acceptable laws for society. "God created Life" makes more sense to you because you are not capable of intelligent thinking and God is your scapegoat.

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    in reply to tgotil1313 (Show the comment)
  • cesar gregorio

    Why dosent it take billions of years for us to make babies but when the world trys to make babies it takes millions of years.HU HU HU HU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • tgotil1313

    Some believe that solids, liquids and gases turned into the U.S. Constitution.

    The Constitution came from man's mind. Man came from something, which came from something, which came from solids, liquids and gases.

    It took place in billions of tiny steps over billions of years. This makes it believable to some.

    It still boils down to this: Rock turned into the U.S. Constitution.

    Silly. "God created life" makes more sense.

    Webster: Rock = consolidated or unconsolidated solid mineral matter

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  • tgotil1313

    I just boiled Evolutionary theory of the origin of life down to its bare essentials. Evolutionists believe: step by step, over billions of years, rock turned into the U.S. Constitution. Rock (solids), with a little help from liquids and gases, but without assistance from any supernatural being, turned into something, which turned into something, which turned into man, who wrote the Constitution. Rock turned into the Constitution.

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  • tgotil1313

    A frog won’t turned into a prince, even in billions of years.

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  • legendofwayne

    Thumbs down for censoring it.

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  • Bubbelibooh

    You are a boring cunt.

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  • MGmannen

    Why can't you say FUCK!

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