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Death Note Parody - Near's Kids

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Uploaded by on Jul 9, 2008

Audio's back up, guys.
Youtube decided to be understanding, and let me keep this up.
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Near discusses the names he wants to give his future children.
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If only Near flipped out more often, I could probably have done a better job. Love my errors. Embrace them. Learn to live with my sucky editing, and all will be well.
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Near is Dane.
Near's toys are his children.
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Audio: Dane Cook
Video: Death Note
Credits: L's Theme B
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I do not own Death Note, Dane Cook, or the Transformers.

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  • @Retsu91 NO, YOU HAVE TO LIKE ALL OF THE SAME THINGS AS I DO OR ELSE YOU ARE A BAD PERSON. USING CAPSLOCK MAKES ME RIGHT.

    Just kidding, you don't and it doesn't.

  • im not thinking how long to get 19 kids im thinking who is going to be NEARS WAIF ???????????

  • @xXMELLOXx72 Knowing him? A test tube.

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  • notice how when near said " feminine but strong" he was holding up his mello finger puppet. XD

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  • .. and that's why near should never have kids

  • AHAHAHAHAH, to rich, I mean really, Near's facial expressions with Dane Cook........MASTERPIECE!!! ;D

  • brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­r

  • lol that is quite funny

  • I told my 5th grade teacher ( who is currently pregnat, I'm in 6th grade ) that me and my friend would think of names. I suggested Rrrrr but I don't think it will work out...

  • @Retsu91 then why are you watching this?!

  • I am the cobra commander in this- RRRRRRRRRRRRR, I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

    Poor Rrrrr. :P

  • @Retsu91 biggest lie ever

  • @xXMELLOXx72 me me i wana be nears wife

  • @Toxiccrush1 im naming meh kid after light and when hes old enough im gonna let him watch youtube with me.

    me: look dats hoo i named you after

    kid: but why is his hand going in that emo kid's pantz?

    me: GO THE HELL TO BED! AND NOT A WORD TO YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!

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