Death Note Parody - Near's Kids
Uploader Comments (AwkwardBaby24)
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notice how when near said " feminine but strong" he was holding up his mello finger puppet. XD
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.. and that's why near should never have kids
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AHAHAHAHAH, to rich, I mean really, Near's facial expressions with Dane Cook........MASTERPIECE!!! ;D
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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r -
lol that is quite funny
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I told my 5th grade teacher ( who is currently pregnat, I'm in 6th grade ) that me and my friend would think of names. I suggested Rrrrr but I don't think it will work out...
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@Retsu91 then why are you watching this?!
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I am the cobra commander in this- RRRRRRRRRRRRR, I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Rrrrr. :P
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@Retsu91 biggest lie ever
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@xXMELLOXx72 me me i wana be nears wife
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@Toxiccrush1 im naming meh kid after light and when hes old enough im gonna let him watch youtube with me.
me: look dats hoo i named you after
kid: but why is his hand going in that emo kid's pantz?
me: GO THE HELL TO BED! AND NOT A WORD TO YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!



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DANE COOK ISNT FUNNY.
Retsu91 4 months ago
@Retsu91 NO, YOU HAVE TO LIKE ALL OF THE SAME THINGS AS I DO OR ELSE YOU ARE A BAD PERSON. USING CAPSLOCK MAKES ME RIGHT.
Just kidding, you don't and it doesn't.
AwkwardBaby24 4 months ago 27
im not thinking how long to get 19 kids im thinking who is going to be NEARS WAIF ???????????
xXMELLOXx72 4 months ago 9
@xXMELLOXx72 Knowing him? A test tube.
AwkwardBaby24 4 months ago 19