Irish Joke about dead murphy in the pub

My Grandad, the most funny man I have ever know tells a joke about some dead guy called Murphy in a Irish pub.

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[smyers820gm]

this is f'ing hilarious !!! do you have anymore jokes?

[Nkatsikanis]

@smyers820gm yeah should i put them up?

[Matthewisinthewoods]

I couldnt stop laughing :L

[Nkatsikanis]

@Matthewisinthewoods thx

[IrishJoxer77]

He's a Scotsman so there should be sub titles :) I once had to act as an interpreter between a Scotsman from Glasgow and a London Cockney . They both insisted they spoke English . Took me a week to decipher the Scot and three weeks to come to terms with the Londoner but they never did understand each other .

If I ever have to do it again I'll insist on getting paid but as they were workmates and older than me at the time I did it for free :(

[Nkatsikanis]

@IrishJoxer77 my papa found this comment very funny

[spooner2020]

Why are Irish jokes so simplistic?

So Englishmen can understand them.

[jasperyirl]

Result from the rugby match Scotland15 Ireland 22 . Hip Hip hurrah,Hip Hip hurrah, Hip Hip hurrah.

[deeryker]

@xbrainwashed92x its only when they are talkin shit cos the oirish always talk shit

[deeryker]

great joke,,,pity about the scottish accent,,,it sucks

[dahliagovan]

how cute.

[k0907548]

cant beat the oldschool humour

[CianDub]

all i heard was raga dhfja irish man

[keepCalmandHearme]

hahahahaha he's really funny!

I miss my grandad :(

[hswad]

Aww! you're granddad seems amazing! hahaha