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@kuvasz13 I'm patronising but I'm really not insulting you at all. Naivete isn't necessarily a bad thing, if you can only see it that way then I guess you're a little more immature than you believe you are. Most adults care about sex, it's okay that you haven't put any real level of value to it yet, when you have it you'll realise it has value. I understood your point before you explained it. It's okay, I can tell you're fairly young. You'll learn.
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@shl00909 It's also really sweet how you're not patronizing at all. Seriously, you're insulting me now? I was just trying to explain my point. Obviously you care about sex a lot more than I ever will. And hey, to each their own. I guess I'll just continue being "naive", then.
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@kuvasz13 Oh that is so sweet, really it's a lovely sentiment to have. Pity life doesn't work that way. You say that now sure, but if you get a blowjob or after your friends tell you about how great it is getting head trust me you'll want more. The kind of love you're talking about is the heady rush of the first 6months (usually less) which is amazing, real love is filled with arguments and jealousy and small things, and wanting to stay together despite all that. You're really so sweetly naive.
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@shl00909 I'm sure they exist, but that's not what I was talking about. It's not like girls who don't give blowjobs can only be dated by guys who HATE blowjobs. If I were a guy and in love with someone, I sure as hell wouldn't care if I got blowjobs or not even if they were my favourite thing ever in the history of ever. Because I reckon that person would be more important to me than blowjobs.
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@kuvasz13 no it isn't but I defy you to find 3 guys who hate getting a blowjob. Guys who haven't had their dicks bitten by crazy chicks I mean.
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@shl00909 Oi, that's a bit too mean. It's not like oral sex is everything people want in a relationship.
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I would totally do that!
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Well played...Well played, granddaddy
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Well done Matts grandad!
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@tubagirl11756 what is immoral about oral sex? I pity any guy who makes the error of dating you.
I'm going to dress like the Doctor and walk around Essex. Fingers crossed.
AtenRa 5 months ago 196
Matt: "I want to give you a- replace the words."
Me: "Carrot cake? German Shepard? It could be anything...
Matt "I think she said Essex."
Me: Blow job...
RandomShinigami7 2 months ago 45