The Zoo Race Review: Part 1

A game which I believe the world needs to see. Also, to the CougarInteractive company, don't sue because I'm giving my honest opinion on this game. And it's like that saying;
Opinions are like arseholes; everyone has one and everyone thinks their doesn't stink.

But either way, this review covers the opening cinematic and the next part covers the real game (or more accuratly, the demo)

The cutscene can been seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfV2OzEHwg

The demo can be downloaded here:
http://www.zoorace.com

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[CougarInteractive]

Yes, but the download version of the game was lowered recently to only $7.77. The CD version is a little higher.

I thought since 7 is God's number, then that would be a more appropriate price. haha take care and bye...

[JoystickJunkie64]

Oh cool, that makes it far more affordable. Is 7 really God's number, what part of the Bible does it say? Take care.

[CougarInteractive]

Yes, it actually is. hehe :-)

The bible says to rest on the 7th day.

There were 7 churches and 7 spirits i asia.

Proverbs says wisdom has 7 pillars.

There were 7 lamps of fire in the book of revelation.

and more... :-D , but hopefully i made a this Zoo Race game and people are having fun with it. bye. Ran...

[JoystickJunkie64]

Wow it does pop up alot! Its like some sort of Da Vinci code mystery. Cool to know, thanks!

[CougarInteractive]

Because the lyric "a quarter to TEN" rhymes with the next lyric... "they said something and it started AGAIN." lol.

To make song lyrics, you're supposed to rhyme them.  :-)

[JoystickJunkie64]

Okay, its just that it goes

"It was a half past nine and a quarter to ten"

I know that its supposed to rhyme, but most lyrics contribute something to the song.

[mybruisedarm]

And you rueben! Youre a rhinoceros!

-awkward silence-

EEAAAaaaaAAGh!

[TherianthropeAndrewH]

Lol they move like wind-up toys

[Hagar7]

"Where is this library?!" This review was hilarious; I nearly pissed myself. Please do more.

[Hagar7]

@yoran35: No, it's not a mock game; it's just an awesome fucking horrible train wreck. The creator was dead-assed serious.

[EarwigEarl]

jesus christ turn your intro music down

[20firebird]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS HAPPENING

[username0865]

OMFG I don't know how you weren't laughing while you did this review. I have been crying for 10 minutes because of this and I've played it before. Jesus Christ lol.

[SomeFluffer64]

The horse is bigger than the rhino?!?!?!?!

[istarialover]

lol omg i couldnt stop laughing at your review!!! loved it!!! :)

[yoran35]

You do realize that Zoo Race is a mock game right?

[crabfaced]

what was that song at the start? anyone?

[barheadranchgirl]

i love this you make it soooo funny LOL!!!!