Moronic Design

We all know that scientists support evolution and creationists support intelligent design. But did you know that there is a third theory?

Moronic design is the theory that a retarded god created the universe.

Everywhere we look, it appears that a retarded god created the universe.

We should teach the theory of moronic design so that students can see both sides of the issue, and make up their minds themselves.

Contact your representative and let them know that you want the schools to teach the theory of moronic design.

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[allahburpscum100]

@AbandonedPanda

WRONG! While a small percentage of junk DNA has been found to have a purpose, the majority of it does not and there is no reason to assume there is any purpose. See watch?v=H43EpS9n2pI

Of course, you can make excuses for your invisible friend in the sky who tortures people for all eternity over their thoughts, but evolution is a much more logical explanation, and one supported by evidence and logic!

[allahburpscum100]

@AbandonedPanda

Maybe not the best choice of words, but it is certainly spiked and impenetrable for someone without tools.

What I personally find retarded is making a big deal about a few words in a video while totally ignoring its overall point. That is, in case you missed it, is that it is not logical to assume everything in the world was created, unless the designer was a total moron!

[AbandonedPanda]

I think that people who believe pineapples have an "impenetrable spiked outer shell" are legally retarded. Pretty sure about that....

[AbandonedPanda]

There is actually no such thing as "junk DNA", no scientist believes in that, we now know that all of the so called "junk DNA" is needed and performs important functions. The person who made this video might be proof God makes mistakes... but the idea's asserted in this are profoundly stupid, "If God was smart he would have given us laser eyes and immortal bodies with wings and we would live in a world where nothing bad ever happens ever..." If there is a God THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEATH.

[DaToNyOyO]

Urine isn't toxic.

Unless you have one serious bladder infection, in which case you are unlikely to be in the mood for fucking.

[katnils]

@andrew1haddad I could also imagine teaching about all alternative theories to the scientific view on cosmology. For ex. the bible´s theory that the earth is flat, standing on pillars, being the centre of our universe and solar system, with the universe being an outstretched tent above the earth with the stars attached to the tent. Afterall children should get the opportunity to make up their own minds about what theories to believe in.

[katnils]

@andrew1haddad Here you have an explanation for the probable background to why this video was made to present the theory of Moronic design:

"Flying Spaghetti Monster | Atheist Experience"

It is not at all just atheists but also Christians who believe in theories based on evidence who wish for ALL alternative theories to be given equal time if ID is to be taught in schools.

[katnils]

@andrew1haddad If ID is to be taught in science classes it is important that every alternative theory to observable reality is taught in science classes so children can make up their own minds about what to believe about evolution vs alternative theories.