FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"

During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put something green in their dumb mouths.

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[TheGMaster111]

I eat a vegetable every single day. I love pizza.

[bluemoon455]

And the FDA reports the launch of its "Try Not to Melt Cheese on Everything, You Fucking Pig" public health initiative.

[iheartaftereffects]

@dontreadmyusername0 racist D:

[dontreadmyusername0]

@iheartaftereffects Idiot idiot idiotttttttttt

[iheartaftereffects]

@dontreadmyusername0 and if you actually thought i was thinking that this was real, please use your brain a little. it wont hurt. get a damn joke, dude.

[iheartaftereffects]

@dontreadmyusername0 i use my brain plenty and please do mind your own business. it LOOKS official enough, alright? just look at all their intros. and next time, keep your comments to yourself.

[outerheaven313]

Hoyer 2016

[cyanmanta]

@Max17766 True. Plus, vegans suffer from other problems like anemia and osteoporosis much more than the rest of us. And, contrary to popular belief, they are at just as much risk of developing heart disease and other cardiovascular conditions as people who eat meat. Overall, eating no meat at all is just as bad for you as eating too much meat. Ideally, we should all shoot for somewhere in the middle.

[dontreadmyusername0]

@iheartaftereffects do you really think this is real? Please use your brain a little, it wont hurt.

[thull21]

@JADENTHEVEGAN I look forward to the day when we true carnivores get to sustain ourselves on a diet of pure vegan meat. I bet you guys taste great.

[iamachessaddict]

@Max17766 yes that's true. one of which i would like to point out is writing your name in a notebook

[iheartaftereffects]

@NubRusty i dont watch the news. i get all my news from reading youtube comments