The Bible: The story so far...
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kl showing god and is very funny
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Thanks for saving me years of my life ;)
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@kalsolarUK Amen brother.
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3:33 hahahahahahhahah
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Having just bought a bible just to see how silly it can be.... I always thought that god chucked Adam and Eve out of the garden for eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge, but it actually says they're thrown out incase they eat of the tree of life, which is also in the garden, which would allow them to become immortal!!??!!
And what's all this "WE" bit in genesis?? I thought there was only one god, or is he schitzophrenic, or is it the royal "we"? Whatever, it's a bit odd!
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How can you believe that dinosaurs existed and dragons (at least the non-fire breating variety) didn't - and do it all at the same time? It beats believing that granpa was a monkey! I mean how they were supposed to know that evolutionists would call them 'dinosaurs' 3000 years ago? There were no evolutionists around, they didn't have anyone to ask what they are called in evolutionist lingo
Just looking through my favourites. I still keep this, awesome job!
gagnashdiak 1 year ago
@gagnashdiak Thanks! I'll have to do another of these type of projects sometime, time consuming but fun.
kalsolarUK 1 year ago
the HOLY ghost appeared to me last night, (maybe it was the tooth fairy, I'm not sure it was very dark.) anyway he told me in a deep echoing voice to spread the word of Bob. "Bob?" I said, he said "yes, spread the word of Bob." so I said, "I'm ready, I'm ready." he said "Perfect, now go." then he dissappeared back into the closet. I'm still not sure what he meant.
oh man, thats one goofy ghost.
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
@lardo444 Praise be to Bob!
kalsolarUK 1 year ago
I just read a book by one Chris Turney, a college professor and admitted evolutionist who claims that they knew about dinosaurs since 17th century. (I didn't think evolutionists even existed in 17th century, but anyway) In fact the guy is so highly revered for his intellectual prowers that Australian taxpayers pay him off to stay out of the job market. So what do you mean they weren't officially discovered until 19th century? Anyway, since dinosaurs are mentioned in the book of Job long ago...
KKKrylov 2 years ago
Undoubtedly all kinds of animal bones were found (including dino bones) well before the 18th Century by all kinds of people...but it wasnt until then that they were officially understood to be what they were named and categorized as such. Thats what I mean by officially. As for the book of Job...its a fairy tale. I it takes quite a leap of faith to all behemoth a dinosaur. The bible had unicorns and fire breathing dragons too.
kalsolarUK 2 years ago 2