Faux-mo: A Dragon Age 2 Parody

In a land where bandits have pow-wow barbecues and Mages cast magic using Swiffers and Mops, a parody was born through a series of tubes. This is that parody.

Also, special thanks to Kirbopher for animating our dialog wheel, who is not mentioned in the credits because WE SUCK, PLEASE FORGIVE US

Dragon Age 2 belongs to Bioware. Belly Drum Productions do not claim ownership on Dragon Age 2 or any other Bioware products. This is a fanbased parody.

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[saphirewater1]

"How bout a kiss?" "Nooo"

[JhahiraD]

What a gorgeous Lady Hawke! Her face and hair looks so similar too! You guys are so goddamn funny! :D

[R3bridge]

was juicy flannigan in this?

[waldoman7]

@blackrose1m

works for me. I kind of expected my comment to be lost to the depths of the internet. Didn't think you'd see it. You seemed confident though so I wasn't too worried.

I guess what I'm trying to do is make it absolutely clear that I had no intent to hurt you, and of course beauty is subjective so what do I know in the end?

I know it's probably not neccesary to say all that but I wanted to be sure.

[blackrose1m]

@waldoman7 I'm the chubby Hawke actress in the video, and I actually laughed my ass off at your comment. In a good way.

[waldoman7]

@NinjaKeybladeMaster

you learn as you go mate, so long as you don't give up on it.

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@waldoman7 Sadly enough, true. I guess you could say I'm pretty pathetic, as I'd rather be lied to.

[waldoman7]

@NinjaKeybladeMaster

This is the internet. If you put your face on it there will be countless assholes trying to take you down. If she doesn't have a tough enough skin for it then my comment will be the least of her worries.There will also be some kind liars, whose compliments she won't believe.

Mine she will believe. If someone told me I was the cutest person with acne they'd ever seen, I'd be content. Hiding the truth just hurts more in the long run.

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@waldoman7 Perhaps you'd like to search up something called "Not hurting other peoples feelings." It's this thing decent humans do. Don't worry, you're not the only one who doesn't know what it is. And btw acne doesn't make you less good looking than another >< D:

[waldoman7]

@NinjaKeybladeMaster what?

I was serious, you know. I refuse to be politically correct and all that. Doesn't mean I'm immature. Not everyone is a beauty queen. I have acne myself.  You learn to deal with it. There's more to life than appearance.

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@waldoman7 Grow up.

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

This is amazing! XDD