The secret is bullshit

The Chasers; The secret is bullshit

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[Rockguitarhero462]

heheh. The secret has been debunk. I do believe though that positive people hang out with other people who are positive.

[TheDarkFalcon]

@Rockguitarhero462 positive... negative, what the fuck do peoples out looks on life have to do with anything?

[Rockguitarhero462]

@TheDarkFalcon positive thinking yields positive results. negative thinking leads to depression and such.

[TheDarkFalcon]

@Rockguitarhero462 rubbish.

[Avykins]

Agreed, this is total bullshit. I tried the staring thing. I tried the asking, then the believing that it was already mine, then when I tried to receive what I wanted all I got was a restraining order and a court date for a "attempted rape" charge.

How can I possibly rape a girl that already belongs to me?

The secret just got me locked up for 6 months!

[TheDarkFalcon]

@Avykins Perhaps it did, six months is pretty light :p

[CoonShoot]

There's a bunch of hungry kids somewhere dirty and hot like Africa visualizing food but getting flies instead. I guess they need to read the book again.

[matias3381]

1)Ask for something and have the air fluctuate around you for a few seconds

2)Believe you have it even though you don't /go insane

3)Receive whatever it is and listen to some epic music /hallucinate

[ocelot435]

3:44 - 4:32 QUADRUPLE FACEPALM

[BeatlesFetish09]

btw, i remember the secret video mentioned taking tiny steps in visualizing so when i was at my parents' for christmas, where there's lots of snow, i visualized spotting a cardinal in their tree.....and just saw snowy branches!

[BeatlesFetish09]

@bigmassivebrid that's exactly what was happening to me---i was constantly monitoring my thoughts and feelings so much that i became anxious and paranoid also. now i've let go of this practice and am becoming more normal

[bigmassivebrid]

@BeatlesFetish09 this is true, i suffer from bad axiety now and i swear it's from watching the secret dvd, i monitered my thoughts and i havent really gotten over it! before the secret i was fine for shame! okay i'm being a bit dramatic but it think it's bad and pure bullshit!!!

[Tw1zzl3rs]

@OsamaBinFucked

LOL! I started reading the book and that's the first thing I visualized. A nice bowl full of weed and for my ex-girlfriend to come to me.

My bowl remains empty and she's with a douche

THE SECRET WORKS GUYZ!

[OsamaBinFucked]

'm wanting a full fucking bowl of haze, i see no haze in my bowl

[frodonet]

@TwasNeverThus2 i agree my fren

[TwasNeverThus2]

@frodonet You should always keep your eye on the prize, but there's no guarantee you will win it. Focus got you better grades, but making things happen doesn't happen just because you're focusing on them. If that were true, my circumstances would have been very different. Focus is important, but it is not a guarantee for anything