Found Poop In An Aisle At Walmart...

Just your average, shitty trip to Walmart.

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[stratafm]

@staregazer indeed. lol

[stratafm]

@FlatBrokeForge yes!!! Michael Buffer! I can hear it! Leeeeeet's get ready to poooooooooooooooo... in aisle sixteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

[stratafm]

@snoopybiggs ha!

[stratafm]

@PrincessPebbie hahahaha that is awesome! I would've loved to hear that!

[staregazer]

Hmm, what a crappy day you had Ryan.

[Lyleamarie]

Perhaps someone got fired from walmart and came back and pooped in the aisle as revenge!

[FlatBrokeForge]

Given my pure, unadulterated hatred of all things Walmart, I would have ran to the front of the store screaming "Turd Alert, Turd ALERT, TURD ALERT" intertwined with "SAVE YOURSELVES! RUN!!" and demanded to see the store manager to bitch about how my child is now emotionally and mentally scarred!!

If I caught someone actually "dropping a deuce", That would call for an impromptu impersonation of Michael Buffer on the store intercom to get everyone possible to come running to that aisle!!!!!

[snoopybiggs]

I'd give them an anal bracelet...

[PrincessPebbie]

Same answer for both questions - whip out the phone and take a pic. haha! That's nasty! Maybe someone was changing a diaper and it slipped out... Go to the bathroom!!! Ewww! I was in Wal-Mart once and all of a sudden a guy came over the intercom saying, "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, I have a big penis" I still crack up over that! My mom and I looked at each other like "......did...he...?"