Parkour: A Documentary

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"I'm Forrest...Forrest Gump" by Alan Silvestri
"Red Hot Chilipop" by White Noise

This was an improv documentary we decided to make due to the recent internet sensation of parkour. Nothing was written, everything from the top of our heads. Enjoy, from Steve Sellner, Johnny Doherty, Jesse Kummer, Jimmy Matthews, and Alan Scardapane.

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Comedy

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[Speedydon11]

This is exactly why people think parkour is stupid, because of people like you.. you guys make it look stupid, to most people its a lifestyle.. in fact i know someone who has depression and his training with friends is whats helping him through it.. dont make fun of something because you suck at it or you think it looks dumb

[johnnyadams14]

@Speedydon11 we werent making fun of the people that are actually good at it, we were making fun of the kids that think they are. if you dont like what you see on the internet call comcast and get your internet shut off, no one forced you to watch the video

[angoose95]

tad loserish

[johnnyadams14]

@angoose95 go record more videos of you playing cod for 7 minutes, then tell me what loserish is

[umassparkour]

The comments on this video are almost as funny as the video. Its comedy bro, relax.

[spw90]

:D fun vid

do u guys do parkour for real too ?

[tumblecheerxox3]

lmao i love this

[Speedydon11]

@woodlandsparkour Finally, someone who understands parkour the same way i do. apparently parkour to them i a sport or competition.. Wrong! it is a lifestyle.. everyone is here to help you, not compete against you.. the only compettition i agree with is red bull art of motion.. but thats only because it brings alot of freerunners and Traceurs together.. and red bull is good

[woodlandsparkour]

@Speedydon11 It's because they don't know what parkour really is. They, like most of society, thinks parkour is all about adrenaline fueled junkies jumping off the highest things they can find. They don't know the mindset or discipline involved. That, and they probably don't have the patience it takes to do what we do.

[Speedydon11]

@woodlandsparkour thank you for helping me.. We real traceurs need to stick together and everyone else needs to relize that parkour isnt a competetion.. and apparently these morons cant see that..

[joesolomoniskool]

@woodlandsparkour Another challenger? Challenge accepted. I find it hard to believe you know what Freedom of Speech is sir or ma'am, because you obliterated the spelling of it, jackass. And if you are playing the "Freedom of Speech" game, then I can say I have the right to post whatever I want as well, which is what I'm doing, jackass. You're points are invalid because you sir, are a jackass. This video is meant to be funny, other videos of people who suck at parkour, make it look dumb

[woodlandsparkour]

@joesolomoniskool

Point One: people don't think parkour is stupid because of a traceur's passion for it.

Point Two: You are a dumbass. Obviously he meant to most people who practice parkour. If you couldn't gather that from what he said, Darwinism should have killed you off a LONG time ago.

Point Three: Until you've been in his shoes, you can't talk shit. Parkour helps more than you could ever know.

Point Four: Again, you're a dumbass. Freedom of speach, bitch

Point Five: You are a dumbass

[joesolomoniskool]

@Speedydon11 You don't know me but I'm a professional at disputing points. Point One : Your comment is exactly why people think parkour is stupid. Point Two : "To most people its a lifestyle"...really? Most people? So what you are telling me is most of the world lives parkour. False good sir! Point 3: Get rid of "training with" and you'll see what helps you actually get through depression. Point 4: Don't comment on a video just because you didn't think of it first. Point 5: Shut up

[sell8100]

@Speedydon11 i too have a friend who is suffering through something right now. she's been depressed the last few years of her life and decided to make a video about how much she lives Fridays, in which those days she feels almost back to normal, but it didn't stop millions of people shitting on her song and video. so sad