Kicking Chippy in the Crotch

The had a grand opening of California Tortilla in our town tonight, and I kinda had to kick Chip the Mascot in the nuggets because... well, you know. I just had to.

WifeofNalts is friends with one of the owner's wife, so hopefully they won't sue. I don't think I really hurt the guy. It was a light kick in the coin purse.

I'm wearing Corey Delaney Worthington glasses. He's the Australian bloke who refused to take off the sunglasses for the smarmy host. I plan to reference that video until it's utterly annoying.

(References):

Corey & Australian Shades:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI
MightyThor1212 Reference (he tackles stilts guy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uEEuyzZQPs

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• corey
• delaney
• worthington
• shades
• sunglasses
• nalts
• california
• tortilla
• buritto
• burrito
• chip
• mascot
• crotch
• kick

[tay322]

i love this guy

[McWhipple87]

i love how ur wife didnt believe u @ first

[bosslicious]

You are 52 yrs old ?? you are tooooo old man for being funny :P

quit trying to be funny BTW Your wife is too Hot But if she 30 years younger ;) loooool

[meowsaidthebluewhale]

OH MY GOSH CALIFORNIA TORTILLA I GO THERE ALL THE TIME LOL ITS SOOO GOOD! ours is way smaller though :p

[comisario09]

A few months ago i had to use a mascot costume in another store...... it's a crapy work without the kick in the crotch already!....

[nicoletot]

Corey sunnies LOL!

[josssshua]

Thinks for elevating my spirit. I feel better about myself already :)

[spotmax5]

nice one!

[spinafire]

"You did not"

*Snicker snicker*

"Did you?"

"Mhmm."

LOL

[tylevproductions]

i can't believe his wife is still married to him. he must really love him. but who wouldn't?

[Sgthavoc12]

the mighty thor 12 12 lol

[jwhite419]

Love it! There's just nothing like deriving pleasure on another's pain. I can't belive he agreed and told you to "be quick."