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"Beard With Glue" — a Bad Lip Reading

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Uploaded on Oct 28, 2011

Available on iTunes http://tinyurl.com/3bpfnnr Original vid here: http://tinyurl.com/yeujdsj LYRICS BELOW:

BEARD WITH GLUE

I bought a lot of good weed
And a bottle of milk
A soggy eggshell
The phantom's gonna teach me how to break the submarine
'Cause I'm real laid back
My owl wore clothes
The zebra thinks he's half not black

Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue

Caught your dog in my hut,
It's a well-known mutt
It took chicken from my fridge
As I was frying hot ducks
On a freezing night
It always liked to bite
Where's them boobies?
I wanna ice this cake

Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue

Who do you think would win in a bear fight in the night?
Who's gonna hoard dark water for days?
Can't be around dogs who fart all the time
Quit sneaking off and punching little orphan Brazilians

Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue

Psychotic dog, psychotic dog
Psychotic dog, psychotic doggy
Gonna shave that beard with glue.

Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading

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  • Trenton Balliger

    The thing i really love about BLR is that it makes no sense in a very amusing way.

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  • subh1

    umm, lets see... So your friends drowned in blood, and instead of helping them you bought the wine from this guy.. even though he had a bottle of milk. Furthermore you have no idea who will win a bear fight in the night. And last, but not the least, your dog took chicken from his fridge. So what else do you expect? The bullfrog will love you? It will obviously hate you! Not only will it hate you, it will hope that you fall on your burger and fries. Stop being a zebra that thinks he's half black!

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  • Elijah Parker

    You sir/madam get the Citizen Kane slow clap! That was brilliant!

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  • Dominic Gamboa

    shave a beard with glue

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  • Elliott Reinhard

    What the fuck was that guy even doing!?

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  • Bob Man

    Shaving a beard with glue? Seems legit.

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    I love this sound.

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  • TheBenosSomeone

    I survived.

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  • DwarfyGirl

    I think i would need the wine after the bullfrog hating me and my friends dying.

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  • Hunnid Dollas

    i wanna put this on in the car oneday and see if my friends notice

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  • SlimeCrime121

    what thee fuck

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