"Beard With Glue" — a Bad Lip Reading
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Uploaded by BadLipReading on Oct 28, 2011
Available on iTunes http://tinyurl.com/3bpfnnr Original vid here: http://tinyurl.com/yeujdsj LYRICS BELOW:
BEARD WITH GLUE
I bought a lot of good weed
And a bottle of milk
A soggy eggshell
The phantom's gonna teach me how to break the submarine
'Cause I'm real laid back
My owl wore clothes
The zebra thinks he's half not black
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Caught your dog in my hut,
It's a well-known mutt
It took chicken from my fridge
As I was frying hot ducks
On a freezing night
It always liked to bite
Where's them boobies?
I wanna ice this cake
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Who do you think would win in a bear fight in the night?
Who's gonna hoard dark water for days?
Can't be around dogs who fart all the time
Quit sneaking off and punching little orphan Brazilians
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Psychotic dog, psychotic dog
Psychotic dog, psychotic doggy
Gonna shave that beard with glue.
Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading
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his eyes are pretty
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A costumed gorilla ate Ben -:) can't laugh anymore!
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This song is about how James Blunt sells you wine, pitying the fact that the bullfrog hates you, and all he has left to do is shave his beard using glue. True story.
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it would of been so much better if they had the actual music from the song to go with it :/
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Beck made a new song???? It's pretty good!
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Quit sneakin' off and punching little orphaned brazillians!
1 day ago 4
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Nearly 6 months later and this is song is still in my head and I still love it.
1 day ago 3
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these good be Bob Dylan lyrics
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Sense is overrated, I'd listen to this even if it wasn't a clever lip reading
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R.I.P. Ben
BananaHurricane 1 week ago 29
While Adele set fire to the rain. Michel Bublé drinks fire water. and James Blunt Shave a beard with glue. sorry adele, you loose
378kevi873 2 weeks ago 22