Jeff Dunham Achmed the Dead Terriost Jingle Bombs

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Uploaded by on Dec 23, 2007

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Lyrcis Avabible at the bottom. Make comments if they are mistaken, too tired to check'em :D
Credits for checkin'em lycris while i replace my old speakers...
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and Guitar Guy

Achmed sings a christmas carol!
Merry Christmas from KZProduction

*LYRICS*
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by U.S. military

// It's not funny!

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but everytime I cough, thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk...

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

// I kill you!

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  • GUITAR GUY IS BRIAN HANER SR. FATHER OF BRIAN HANER JR. AKA SYNYSTER GATES of AVENGED SEVENFOLD

    holy crap.

  • PAPPA GATES! wohoo... dont worry i love u too Achmed

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  • @yaitssarawr ......he keelll you

  • omg synysters daddy!!!!! lolz

  • :)<3

  • PAPA GATES! <3 

  • This is the best sketch ever

  • Syns dad is a legend :D

  • What was the name of that song he played when he first went up stage and talked with ATDT?

  • WOOOOOOOOOOO PAPA GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • to jamesdelashmitt i thin your talking about where hes playing Arabian nights

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