Douggie Dinosaur's PET STORE

Douggie Dinosaur's PET STORE.

http://www.douggiedinosaur.com/all

adult swim

"We got dog meat, we got cat meat, we got parrot meat. we got hamster meat, we got monkey meat, we got fish meat, we got snake meat, we got mouse meat, we got tarantula meat, we got cricket meat, we got guppy meat, we got lizard meat. Did i say we got puppy meat? We got fu@%ing puppy meat. Were selling meat. Meat ONLY, no pets and its cheaper than the grocery store. Were selling meat and you can kiss my a$$. And if I catch you petting the meat, we take it back and you don't get your money back f u and if you don't buy 'em, I'll eat 'em all myself."

Category:

Comedy

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[ssequeira]

hahaha...always loved this one :D