Phone Pranks

we took a break from practicing to do some phone calls to our friends. here are some of the most fruitful creations. we used a vocal harmonix to do it. boom. ok here are the lyrics:
Oh girl sophie, i wanna get soap with you,
i wanna take my toe and put it in your butthole.
I wanna make love to your blonde hair,
i'm gonna wrap it round inside my underwear!
and when i get hot, i'm gonna POP it in your eye baby
cause that's how i do! my name's D'WAYNE!

Girl i know you're true
i know you wanna get with me
like i wanna get with you
you wanna put in my poopoo
and you is alicia, alicialuewho
so i let you, do it in the ass all night
yeah i'll letcha, my name is malachai.
so put it in my asshole and tell me that you
like it, cause this is how we gonna rock it.

my stuff comes out like cotton candy,
i want you to eat, every piece of poopee.
yeah call me back girl

i knew this girl her name was kerry
she was really sexy but i looked scary
because i lost my eye in vietnam
and now i like to dance like a bomb
i go BOOM in your pants
i go BOOM in your dance
boom boom kerry
i want you all night
when i get you going
you're gonna feel fresh,
because i like to use mint zest!
i put it in your candy, i put it in your panty,
ooh shit that was a bad rhyme but you know what
i got TIME to write some more
uh i'm gonna write some more
and then i'm gonna be your sexy man whore
just watchin me rock you in your waterbed
that's right it was dry, but now that i'm there
it's different instead.

hey hey sherry,
i found this phone on the street
and i called your number in the contact list because i like your name.
this isn't eric this is d'wayne. ok well like....

Sherry! you're my berry
you aint' hairy you look so fine like fairy
gonna pet choo with you always
make you do some crazy things
oh sherri!

kate kate, think about you when i masturbate
just kidding that would be really gross
what you think i am a pervert orrr something?
kate come over to my house i got some candles set up
i got it lookin' real fly, i wanna lay you down on my downy bed
i wanna let you know what's in my head
it's romantic thoughts and all kind of sexy things
you make me wanna spread my penis wings.
i'm gonna do you slow gonna rock n roll
we gonna do it all night make you feel real fine
girl call me back don't be shy

hey kristin, my name is jeremiah
and kate wanted me to call you
i'm friends with her
she told me you might let me babysit
i love babies
i love playing horsie with them
and i love feeding them pea soup and banana food mush
and black eyed peas soup, and bean soup, and black bean soup,
and white bean soup, and kidney bean soup, i really love beans
and i think they are really healthy for babies cause they got
lots of protein. i love vanilla ice cream.
i'm giggling! girl i got the giggles!

i hear this be kate rhoades
i hear you a lesban, i think that's just cause you haven't had sex with me
i'm d'wayne, i got a penis as big as a freight train
i'm gonna ram it in tight and do it all night
you gonna like it and then we gonna drink sprite
because it hydrates it keeps you active
yeah girl, i wanna fook you, i don't what words i can use
to send this in a soliloquy, cause i know you like poetry
cause i wanna take you on my gravy train and take you down
to des moines...alaska. they got that shit up there
i know i'm not allowed in alaska, but i'm gonna go anyway
and then we up there we gonna climb on top of a grizzly bear
and make love, and while it's running through the forest
i'm gonna get you so naked.

oh god, talking about this has got me a boney.
i got a boney. and my boney goes so moany.
and i can't make it go away so i gotta say heeeey gurl,
touch my penis. holy shit.
i'm gonna take you as a lesban and make you into a straight girl,
when you no longer a lesban you gonna love how i do you
you gonna be like hey what this shit? i love peepees.
and then i'm gonna put my peepee in your weewee.
i'm gonna make your no no go yeh yeh,
and then when your no no goes yeh yeh,
you gonna go wha-what!

ok girl i talk to you later
if this sounds good and you wanna get with me
call me on katie's cell phone, she's letting me stay in the spare bedroom
i just she saw me on the street, and i fucked her, and i probably fucked eric too.
but i was so wasted, i don't remember, it could have been an asshole, it coulda been a vagina. i hear you a lesban and i gonna change you girl.

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[BaubleRob]

Captions so we can sing along! I just want to sing along!

[missduni]

@BaubleRob ha, i just put the words in the video info today.

[mollygeee]

"what do you think, I'm a pervert...aerrr something"

[BaubleRob]

@missduni JUST AS GOOOOOD

[frumpyframpton]

If you press *67 before dialing the number, it comes up as unlisted. I think being friends with the two of you must be a strange/thrilling experience.

[breathead]

@KateReadsBooks "I got the giggles" almost made me wake the family with my badly stifled laughter.

[DuckInAParticle]

Wow, this video makes me want to spread my *ahem* penis wings. Now I'm flying away.

[Capgungoesbang]

Instantly favorited.

[mrblisterfist]

This video deserves a Golden Crotch Award

[BaubleRob]

Dwayne is the greatest guy.