Calgon Detergeant ad - "Ancient Chinese Secret"

In honor of my 200th subscriber, I submit this long-running television ad from Calgon.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Calgon
• Ancient
• Chinese
• Secret
• television
• advertising
• commercial
• 1970s
• 1980s

[bjkatcher]

I remember when Jackie Chan did this on SNL. "You tell anyone, I kill you!"

[EzyGlider]

Wow. An asian dry cleaner named Mr. Lee. Talk about phoning it in.....

[johnca45]

@DancingSpiderman Isn't it racist to use the "H" word?

[ETAZMT]

Lying yellow bastard!

[CarlyLuvsJustin]

omg my family always says this & i randomly asked why they say that & they told me it was because of this commercial that used to be on all the time. haha wow.

[chizzlemang]

isnt that terri from 3's company?

[Cerebralcinema]

@DancingSpiderman What is a honkey?

[DancingSpiderman]

@Cerebralcinema The woman has no time to spend dooing her own laundry, because she's too busy making sammiches in the kitchen

Ancient Honkey Secret!

[DancingSpiderman]

@OldsVistaCruiser FABulous.

[OldsVistaCruiser]

I once heard this joke: A Jewish guy was in Hong Kong. He started giving a guy a bunch of crap about Pearl Harbor. The 2nd guy said, "Wait a minute. The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. I'm Chinese!" The Jew said, "Chinese, Japanese, they're all the same to me!" The Chinese guy then said, "What about when the Jewish sank the Titanic?" The Jew said, "How did the Jewish sink the Titanic? It was sank by an iceberg!" The Chinese guy said, "Iceberg, Goldberg, they're all the same to me!"