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Uploaded by on Nov 26, 2008

Albi The Racist Dragon
Flight Of The Conchords
HBO One Night Stand

In the Marmalade forest (forest)
Between the make believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albie (Albie)
Albie (Albie)
Albie the Racist Dragon

Part Six

And so all of the villagers chased Albie the racist dragon, into a very cold and very scary cave.
It was so cold and so scary in there that Albie began to cry.
Dragon tears, which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around and who should that little hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
"What are you doing here?"
"I thought I killed you, Yesterday!"
Grumbled Albie, quite racistly.

"No Albie, you didnt kill me with your dragon flames."
"I crawled to safety, but you did leave me very badly disfigured."
Laughed the boy.
"Why are you crying so?"

"I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into
this scary cave. I think its because Im soooo racist."
"Get your hand off my tail. Youll make it dirty."

"No Albie, I't not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this.
They just dont like you and I because, well because we're different to them."

And that made Albie cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly he wasn't racist anymore!

So they sat in the cave (The cave) and ate bubblegum pie (YUM!)
Albie the racist (Well, not anymore)
Dragon...

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  • Jemaine has the perfect voice to make books on tape for children's books! Hhah

  • how do they not laugh there heads off when they do this stuff, this kills me!

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  • @TheOnlyLMV4

    they did put it on Tv, it was in the 7th episode!!

  • Bret's voice is so adorable in this.

  • lmfao cuz it used to be really racist back then lmao its really bitter now lol

  • Aww man this never stops making me laugh so hard. It's gold! I just wish they could have found some way to incorporate it into the TV series.

  • i just came.

  • LOL this parody is hilarious but it's so true! these are the kind of stupid meaningless endings you get in kid's shows lol

    ahaha "you left me horribly disfigured," laughed the boy

  • Laughed the kid..........

    rofl

  • Jemaine is so good at telling kids' stories! It's kind of creepy...

    But honestly, I would totally listen to him read stories, like, all day - and I'm not even a Conchords fan or anything. :P

  • fucking shit...these guys are really funny...its really hard to find people with their gift..

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