Captain Wow sez STOP UWE BOLL!!! (vs. Boll: part one)

I hate Uwe Boll. Almost everyone else does, too. You should join. Watch and help save the world.

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[RDFF95]

Sorry but in my opinion Postal was the best movie depending on freedom.

And yet another redneck has to whine about it.

Postal The Movie FTW!

Fuck all haters!

[reach111]

..."best movie depending on freedom." what in the hell does that even mean? Do you have an owner?

And how do you justify calling me a redneck? Do I need to film my sister to show how not-pregnant she is? and by the way, This was made before postal was out. So, unless it's broken some record and is actually a GOOD Uwe Boll movie(even though according to rottentomatoes, metacritic, imdb and flixster it is definitely NOT), I'm pretty sure the "whining" is deserved. Oh, and fuck off.

[ssJonochi]

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FUCKING ANYTHING! xDDDDD

Other people just suck. They cant see your genious. <3333

CaptainWowFTW. o.O

[Spades2233]

Penis

[resevil80]

WHAT? Your post makes very little sense....I understand people making movies without a budget or crew......thats hard, I get it...But guess what......Bolls not going anywhere, so you except that.....

[CaptainWow110]

...there is not one hair on my neck.

[danthysexypanda]

Hahahaha! Excellent. You are well on the way to being the bext Michael Bay. You neck bearded spastic.

[CaptainWow110]

Well, there was the award-winning documentary called FUCK YOU!!!

[danthysexypanda]

Get a job? I'm not the one making utterly redundant films on the internet loveydog. Have sone time on our hands do we?

Filmmaker? What have you worked on?

[CaptainWow110]

Are we seriously turning this into a battle about my FACE?!? Unless you wanna fork over the money for plastics, shaddap. And honestly, why in the hell does everyone pick MY Uwe Boll video to bag on? Every other one on here gets godly praise. And "games players?" Jesus Christ, get a job. And does anyone outside of the 19th century still use the word "pissant?" I happen to be a filmmaker myself, so keep your "games playings" comments to yourself.

[resevil80]

The Postal statement was a joke...The Tax Loop is CLOSED! You are the lose! Way to jump on the gay ass bangwagon! Your Great!

Pay the piper? Really....Imdb....look again....Your wrong about the highest rating. He only mentioned Metal Gear because someone sent him a script and said they worked for Konami....Postal kicked ass...Thanks and have a great day!

[danthysexypanda]

I hear you man.

I too am tired of unpleasant faced nerds thinking themselves bastions of decency by making anti-Boll videos. The guy makes films, that whilst mostly pap (apart from Postal, which absolves him completely in my eyes) are entertaining and has a great fucking sense of humour.

You know, there are people in the world more deserving of our ire. Banks, Gordon Brown. Religious fundamentalists.

But no. All the nerdies pick on a film maker. BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM FEEL BIG.