The People's Court ☯ Fit-Shaced Defendant (Part 1 of 2)

View Part 2 of this case at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgt-I8HVgLI
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A brief synopsis of this case (well brief for me, at least).

First of all, can I just say that, wow, the defendant is not only one of the ugliest people I've ever had the misfortune of seeing, but one of the drunkest people I've ever seen on national TV! He can barely make it to the podium, stand up straight, or string a single coherent thought together the entire time. Apparently this guy had a "few" drinks, took a golf cart and ran into the plaintiff's parked car and damaged it. Upon returning to his vehicle, the adorable, yet painfully loquacious plaintiff found the jolly, bloated lush writhing around in a puddle, disoriented and injured, took his keys and called the cops. Drunk man somehow slithered away from the site of the accident, yet was not arrested or charged. I've done the very same thing mind you. Of course, I was 19 and on hallucinogenic mushrooms when I stole my first golf cart, but even I was arrested for that and I never even damaged anything! My defense was that I thought it was a magic carpet. So unfair, but I digress,,, Oh well, just watch the clip, I've no idea why I'm giving you blow-by-blow analysis of this case.

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• The People's Court
• Marilyn Milian
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• car accident
• inebriated
• drunk guy
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