Wacky Bible Stories 1

After being saved from the Egyptians, the Israelites are burnt alive for complaining, then after God promises to give meat for a week he buries the Isrealites under 3 feet of diseased birds, and kills even more of the "chosen people."

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Education

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• christianity
• bible
• stories
• jesus
• moses
• isrealites
• chosen people
• azsuperman

[litemirrors]

OMG I found your videos and all I can say it thank you, they're so funny and so brilliant. I love this one most of all because I can't stop laughing listening to it, lulz!

[azsuperman01]

@litemirrors

LOL! Thanks!

[lex798]

It is a wacky story. I suppose that the moral is that sloth and greed are quick ways to death.

[azsuperman01]

@lex798

And if you complain God will light you on fire.

[jpapan1]

i like how god's a complete and total liar.

he tells them he shall feed them for a month, til they git sick of it. then he kills everyone. what a d*ck

[KelliSings]

makes jack and the beanstalk sound entirely plausible!

[DaAlphaOmega]

im not religious at all just so you know but what if there is a God and the bible was written by man? 

[5Dshapeshifter116]

god is a fukin bully man!

[shootomatic]

LOL. you pick on bible versus....how weak. try picking on Gods grand design, consider what it is to be infinite. consider science and the beginning of the universe as we know it.

"it is he who has revealed the book to you, some of it's versus are precise in meaning, they are the foundation of the book. And some are ambiguous.Those who's hearts are infected with dis-belief observe the ambiguous parts as so to create dissension among men" - The Imrans.

[breaneainn]

This is funny shit, only god could have a sense of humour like that.

[50centpb7]

god said: quit your bitchen nd stfu

[inphanta]

@hardwirecars: Including 10 brand new kids apparently that just sprung up out of nowhere one day. Hmm...

[Denoomi]

I've never laughed out loud on a youtube video before this one! :D:D The best story ever! :DD Daamnn it was funny! :D

[serappia]

walk and walk for 40 years, charming.

[pedrom41]

To me is a matter of amazement that such a crap was, even for a minute, believed by any intelligent individual. No amount of shoehorning and mental back-flip can make that idiocy tally with reasonableness.

[crh2010]

hey az you should do wacky bible stories "jonah and the whale"