Self-Help Books - George Carlin

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[RAINBOWxoxXox]

I bought a self-help tape the other day.It was called "How to handle disappointment."When I opened the box, it was empty.

[seydraw]

Humor shouldn't always be taken so seriously, here i'm pretty sure it's just joking for the purpose of joking.

[Timsfecalmatter]

you "NEED" xD to read what i said and maybe it will make sense :) NEED:) its not my fault you turned into a argument i was just explaining both perspectives and not just yours both and then i agreed with you because im capable of self control and admitting im wrong you're definitely not:P isn't it amazing you can hate someone who agreed with you then you just throw insults!! and if you are not mad then why do you need to call people names xD no problem lol

[TheEnneagram]

Like I said, stop telling me what I need to do. How else can you hope to be taken seriously?

Me, pissed? Hardly.

You see, Timbo, your butchery of my native language makes it impossible for us to communicate. As a case in point, I keep writing about experience and you keep writing about books. If you can't tell the between the two, then I can only shudder at what you might call religion.

Everything you write is so vague. Such soft focus is useless, especially in 500 keystokes or less.

Cheers.

[Timsfecalmatter]

you're such a freak xD you seem really pissed off i was really calm through this conversation and you misunderstood literally everything i have said and you keep walking down a road thinking im walking down it with you when im really not at all... im down another road waiting for you dude xD you're so lost with who i am i find this hilarious you think i don't even know what i mean... like i said you need to read what i said again and maybe the rest will flow in maybe i could be wrong XD!!

[TheEnneagram]

If you try to tell me what I need again, then I might have to insert something in your mouth for you. We cool?

Meanwhile, my humble advice, without telling you what you should do or need to do, is to practice saying exactly and exclusively what you mean. Half the shit you write you don't mean and the other half you don't understand. That's not a rare condition, by the way, but still worth amending.

Until then, I will be unable to understand or reply to your last question. Peace, Butt Munch.

[Timsfecalmatter]

You need to read what i said again and try to be more open minded. "Of course you need to experience shit to be able to write the book in the first place" I don't think you know or understand exactly where i was coming from. And are you religious??

[TheEnneagram]

What could be less relevant than books?

Experience is at least as old as life itself.

I advise that you get out of your head.

There's a whole world out here that you're missing.

Or, if you prefer it in better English:

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,

Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Hamlet Act 1, scene 5

[Timsfecalmatter]

no wait im wrong you're right on this:) sorry for my misunderstanding i thought about it and realized that experience is around the book and not the book itself... i did prefer to think experience was from everything but i thought understanding what someone wrote is not experience because it can be a lie or opinion the best truth is by mistakes and improvements which is basically just experience it self... my first perspective was thinking understanding is experience... but you can't understand