A Serenade

A lot of you will be shocked to learn that Ginger Chris is actually single. This is primarily why.

Also, the theme song makes a TRIUMPHANT RETURN.

For those of you that can't decipher the accent, here are the lyrics.

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Now darling you're the one for me
You're the one that I want most
There's nothing I want more than you
Except a slice of toast

Now everytime I see you or smell your perfume
My heart it does so flutter
The only way I could love you more
Is if you were dripping with butter

Now don't feel down, now don't feel bad
It's just the way I am
You're spreading your legs...
But I'm spreading jam

Now we can go on a date
And we'll have lots of fun
But when I'm home I'm running back to
Mister Warburton!

DRUM SOLO

Now we can go to bed
And we can turn up the heat
As long as afterwards, you don't mind
The crumbs beneath the sheets!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• ginger
• chris
• ukulele
• toast
• butter
• romance
• sexy
• unsexy
• song
• toastosexual

[MyShowbizName]

I like ginger Chris very much! This is my second favorite song about toast of all time after Paul Young.

[CowInParachute]

I like Dom. He's my second favourite Dom after poppadoms.

[stuartmoffatDOTcom]

chris chris, please write me a theme tune, I'd love you forever :P

[CowInParachute]

consider it done.

[sweetafton23]

"We're a long way from George Formby."

Oh Ginger Chris, I do love you.

...You know, that noncreepy love between YouTube fellows.

You know what I mean, right?

...Alright, I'll be huddling in this corner if you need me.

[CowInParachute]

Speaking as quite the fan of yours, I'm touched. Consider the noncreepy love between YouTube fellows reciprocated. Whey!

[galvestongal1194]

I think you'd be a good 12th doctor, he always wanted to be Ginger.

[Raaaaarrrrrgggggh]

toastosexual

lol

[AerodynamicTwilight]

High five from a girl who loves toast as much as you do!

[chargerfan96]

it did

[Crxtalann]

ukulele, whatev. it still looks cool.

i play mandolin.

[Crxtalann]

ha, awesome. you didn't sound bad and that mandolin is great lookin. keep it up!

[megnut12]

That one part sounded like Gallifreyan History 101 :)

[shazam15]

how many instruments does ginger chris even play? i've seen, street drumming, piano, guitar and mandolin/banjo-y skills. he's pretty skillfull.

[galvestongal1194]

I had to preform a Serenade for you in my acting class and it was stupid.

[galvestongal1194]

agreed

[shazam15]

that is true.

and you'd be funny and complain-y without whining and bitching.

which is always great.