Umineko-the misheard lyrics!

READ FIRST!!

Hey guys, this is something I decided to do after laughing at some other songs on
youtube (i.e Caramelldansen) Also, this is to make it up to my few subscribers that
have been waiting on the Nageki no mori project. IT'S ALREADY DONE!! But, I have to wait
til Febuary 27 to put it up (since it won't be in the festival til then..) If they don't
accept it (because the music is copyright..pft) then, It'll be up as soon as possible,
believe me!! So:

(CAUTION: if you are sensitive to multiple character mentioning,or
utter randomness then this is not for you. Please consult ur doctor if u suffer side effects
I do not cover any mental and/or acute grammar loss accidents caused by watching this :D)

Enjoy!

:MISHEARD LYRICS:


it's you, hey baby, who's my dada?
you creep me out with my golden empholic
yada, you oh no, your father
Kya! me so go get him YAY!

(adventure!) (he does nothing with his moose pic)


Yo! watari, you cook zukini?
She owed my doctoru Michite
Who me? NO kono, not you Koiwa
You all're no good woah! Money, cool
On Chiki, no nobody knows
Noko sat as she coco-ed my dog
Here is you Kana, oh boy, is he new?
G'day, no leaving, mijimu!

So long! Sammay stop hitting me (day)
Let me over, gon' make they you
Gone! Wally, the son I got can you
as you're making me demo!
Kurenai! You're me though older may you
can we be, can I fi-na-ly!?
Cousing! Lie land! It's a jutsu!
I don't know, I can't handle being you!
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Kill poor Michiru
Grab a bootleg too
Gimme a better match
Send em' runnin
Kill all the Michiru
Golden! Golden!
Please stop talkin
Cho~sen!! WOAH!!

-----instrumental and 8 beat rest-----
Silver mist is not golden!
Gimme somebody I can love
Gimme someone to talk with me NOOOOOOO!!!

Why weren't you cho~sen?
your man tore off, is in York with Kyrie!
Fruity armor, new armor is the one
Yo ho Tobi won, so they can't consume
He backed a ledge, she whored a mere toe
Gwen Leffani, she hit sushi dough
Come on me and you, Neko, she may know
Sucka! Zoo clean, or meet the zoo!

So long! Wally fessup and eat it
Yummy! Oh, so what she tell you?
You're no she, I had to dissect you
They're not happy in gay mall
Koiwa! Can't save herself no money
Can we meet? Can we fi-na-ly!?
To Rika! You, suck on the kool
I know I can't handle being you!
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Now sit down, I caress you
You're not Goku, eh?
Can I shave you..? Ooo!!
could not hear, your gold mayo
Why not solo?
Mommy can go..
Kiss you Battler (wtf o__0?)
Sue better go, for she hear what I mean
It's too heavy, no, gimme, how yummy
oh not, cunning

So long, mommy looks like a majin..
Bend my arm. and call me cool dog
No, it's my world, does it revolve round you?
Oh my god, didn't think so
Piccolo, my dog, is in the garden
and your mom has been there all day
sing along! Why me? Pick someone else
Cause we are so hungry Keichii!*


So long! Some day, stop hitting me (day)
Round me up, we gon make that you
Go! Wally! This stuff that I can't know
Actually, the moon did move!
Kurenai! You're me, the golden maiden!
Can we be? Can we fi-na-ly!?
Cousin! I may cut that jutsu!
I know I can't handle being you
(no I can't have Battler-kun..)

It's not golden!
That's not golden!
Why can't they both save you now!!?




*the one line that inspired me to do this whole thing...

Hope you got some laughs^^

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Umineko
• misheard
• lyrics
• Pokeball26

[kairann009]

2:30 - "They're not happy in gay mall" <- EPIC XD

[Pokeball26]

@kairann009 haha XD

[BCJrules99]

SORRY! HERS IS BETTER!

[Pokeball26]

@BCJrules99 you told me that already^__^

[rikafurude4ever]

whats this song called??? and is there another season of umineko because i watched the first season and wants to know if there is another

[Pokeball26]

@rikafurude4ever the song's called Umineko no naku koro ni, lol. oh, and not as i know of. i'm not sure if they'll make a second season or not (websites say it depends on the dvd sales...and lots of the game players were disappointed with the anime. so i guess it depends on others)

[ChaosMissile]

I was first like "What misheard lyrics", then I heard/ read "Yo! watari, you cook zukini?" and wonder "my god, fits too well!"

"Cousing! Lie land! It's a jutsu!" - would this be win if I chaged it to "Croissant"

Over all, the whole thing sounds like the setting for some sort of weird drama. Has its deep parts though, like "No, it's my world, does it revolve round you?

Oh my god, didn't think so"

[EvaristoH]

Now sit down, I caress you

You're not Goku, eh?

Can I shave you..? Ooo!!

！？

[Ebb1993isgreat]

3:16 - Akiko Shikata is actually in love with Battler Ushiromiya. XD

[someone0d]

It's almost scary how these misheard lyrics actually gives important hints to the readers. X'D

[daianeisfun]

,,Cause we are so hungry Keichii!"

,,Kiss you Battler"

These were my favs. XD

[riceroudis]

My favorite part:

So long! Wally fessup and eat it

Yummy! Oh, so what she tell you?

You're no she, I had to dissect you

They're not happy in gay mall...

XD

[sorakairi1993]

Subliminal messages! 

[riceroudis]

No, it's my world, does i revolve around you?

OH MY GOD, I don't think so!!

[horohorosrin]

My man better NOT be in York with Kyrie. D<

[YunChan30]

B E S T S O N G E V E R . .

[KawaiiKurasu]

Hearing this song will never be the same o.O