Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 27

Harry Potter fanfic written by Tara Gilesbie and read by three random Scottish guys.

NEW LINK: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4602029/28/My_Immortal_Bring_Me_To_Life

This is the third one to have a title - "vampirz wil never hurt u". Quite obviously Tara passed her English.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/27/My_Immortal

Music: "Vampires Will Never Hurt You" by My Chemical Romance.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• harry
• potter
• my
• immortal
• yer
• maw
• w00t
• lol
• emo
• tara
• gilesbie

[PointImpact]

Nice Metroid fanfare :D

[LRMReading]

It's my text message tone. xP ~Paul.

[itachifan1243]

EVERYONE knows Professor Sinatra teaches Defence Against the Care of Mystical and Divisional Jazz Records! DUH! GAWD Mango, don't you know ANYthing?XD

[John3nigma]

I would love to a live action film of this story just to see how fucked up this would be.

[xcupcakexheartagramx]

"Why doesn't she know what the fucking HIM sign is called? It's a heartagram everyone knows that! Even people who aren't goth." I love you so much. <3

[xcupcakexheartagramx]

Vampires Will Never Hurt You is a damn good song. I'm ashamed to be in the same fandom as this creature. >.<

[WhAtEvahHh6]

'dethz tuch sin' is probably 'death's touch sign' which is a Darren Shan thing

[KoraBloom]

@MittyAnime Well, for the first one, I think she meant 'prediction' or 'premonition'. Not sure about the other one, though.

[MittyAnime]

"I have to tell you the fucking perdition." What word was that even trying to be

"We did dethz tuch sin." What SENTENCE is that supposed to be?!

[CandiFan1]

"They said this in unison?"

No. They said it in unicorn, duh!

[masterplusmargarita]

Here, a simple 3 sentence summary of the plot so far

-"Ebony, I love you"

-Suddenly, Gerard took off his mask... It was Volfemort and da Death Deelers!

-Draco and I started frenching passively.

[imragdoll]

Snap and Loopin (Snape and Lupin) are currently in St. Mangos (Mungos) for being paedophiles and homophones. Hargrid is somewhere trying to find more factors. Vampire is drinking blood from Hufflepuffs while Draco slits his wrists. Where did Diabolo go? Is he with the poser Dumbledore? Anyway, Lucian and Serious got shot by some black guy (racism) and are now somehow well again. And Ebony/Tara/Enoby must go back and seduce Tom Riddle. My brain exploded upon typing this . . . - imragdoll's sister

[IHateTheTwilightSaga]

Nice Song quaility

[oOUnluckyPennyOo]

@John3nigma /watch?v=u5eUIc1dTWY&feature=f­vw wish granted