The Nick Sylvester Song

Nick, Nick Sylvester has a pornographic magazine

Nick, Nick Sylvester has the biggest forearms I've ever seen!

Choke that chicken!

ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh OOOH! x2

Nick, Nick Sylvester has a sock underneath his bed

Nick, Nick Sylvester could be eatin' chicken-pot pie but he'd rather masturbate instead!

Choke that chicken.

ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh OOOH! x2

Nick, Nick Sylvester ... it's 5 o'clock and he's home alone!
(.... you know what he's doin)

Nick, Nick Sylvester it's 5:01 and he's all done! (in the kleenex)

Written and Performed by Joel Wright and Pat Boucher

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Nick
• Sylvester
• Song
• Pat&Joel

[megelmoose]

This is too funny!!! I Love it! My dad is named Nick and our last name is Sylvester!!! hahah!!!

[jessicafase]

@megelmoose

so sorry!! i just saw this now! clearly i don't know how to use youtube.

heres the lyrics for ya

[jessicafase]

Nick, Nick Sylvester has a pornographic magazine -- has the biggest forearms I've ever seen! Choke that chicken! ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh OOOH! x2 Nick, Nick Sylvester has a sock underneath his bed Nick, Nick Sylvester could be eatin' chicken-pot pie but he'd rather masturbate instead! Choke that chicken. ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh OOOH! x2 Nick, Nick Sylvester ... it's 5 o'clock and he's home alone! (.... you know what he's doin) Nick, Nick Sylvester it's 5:01 and he's all done! (in the kleenex)

[megelmoose]

It was well worth the wait!! haha Thanks... My dad (Nick Sylvester) is 75 and will love this. hahahaha!!!!

;D

[megelmoose]

@megelmoose Oh, and I want lyrics. haha post to my page!!!