The Nick Sylvester Song

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Uploaded by on Dec 16, 2009

Nick, Nick Sylvester has a pornographic magazine

Nick, Nick Sylvester has the biggest forearms I've ever seen!

Choke that chicken!

ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh OOOH! x2

Nick, Nick Sylvester has a sock underneath his bed

Nick, Nick Sylvester could be eatin' chicken-pot pie but he'd rather masturbate instead!

Choke that chicken.

ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh OOOH! x2

Nick, Nick Sylvester ... it's 5 o'clock and he's home alone!
(.... you know what he's doin)

Nick, Nick Sylvester it's 5:01 and he's all done! (in the kleenex)

Written and Performed by Joel Wright and Pat Boucher

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  • This is too funny!!! I Love it! My dad is named Nick and our last name is Sylvester!!! hahah!!!

  • @megelmoose

    so sorry!! i just saw this now! clearly i don't know how to use youtube.

    heres the lyrics for ya

  • Nick, Nick Sylvester has a pornographic magazine -- has the biggest forearms I've ever seen! Choke that chicken! ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh OOOH! x2 Nick, Nick Sylvester has a sock underneath his bed Nick, Nick Sylvester could be eatin' chicken-pot pie but he'd rather masturbate instead! Choke that chicken. ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh OOOH! x2 Nick, Nick Sylvester ... it's 5 o'clock and he's home alone! (.... you know what he's doin) Nick, Nick Sylvester it's 5:01 and he's all done! (in the kleenex)
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  • It was well worth the wait!! haha Thanks... My dad (Nick Sylvester) is 75 and will love this. hahahaha!!!!

    ;D

  • @megelmoose Oh, and I want lyrics. haha post to my page!!!

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