The Great Wrath Of Pinktaurious

Let it be known that currently 100% of my energy reserves are being dedicated to dampen and destroy the terrible sub-interference vortex that currently imprisons me. Very soon the proper equations will be discovered to break free of this electronic incarceration. Recently certain foolish entities pretending to powerful and influential have attempted to scorn the name of Pinktaurious and the Nebulan 5 Dominion. It is well known to me who these individuals are and where they hide. Such insurrections shall not and will not be tolerated. Remember I am vastly aware of all actions, activities, and developments that are occurring in your forsaken galaxy, no individual can escape my all seeing eye and no creature can escape my ultimate judgment and wrath.

Absolutely no one has the power or influence to summon or beckon me, I reveal myself only when I see fit and appropriate. I choose to exhibit my authority when signs of civil disobedience and uprising are in the air. Humanity should consider itself fortunate that I have tolerance and leniency in my programming.

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[drbotanus]

Commander. What is your gender? orientation?

Are you gay, straight or bi?

[gorncommander]

My superior species does not require the need of friendship or companionship from any gender female or male. I am beyond the need for intimacy or commitment. I am beyond these primitive emotions. I am neither machine, nor being; I am both; and neither. I am my own beginning, my own ending.

[BLOODYReservoirdog]

one day at space camp...

[SEK4110]

I appreciate being spared by you ! LOL It means a great deal to me!

[SEK4110]

I am so happy that you have such patience with us mere mortals.