Bobby Barber - Mario Kart

so this is a song that i recorded today. i wrote it months ago but i just got a mic today so im gonna record all my songs. this one is meant to be funny, just in case you werent sure. i really hope you enjoy :)

instrumental: mf doom - monosodium glutamate

lyrics:
i just kick back fuck around all day
only listen when i hear the sound of my name
life is a game, i dont know work
goofy as hell like wearin yo-yo shirts
aloha jerks, did you all miss me?
ill be back in a jiffy, im leaving yet again
gonna go to sleep, fuck david letterman
and id go a tell a friend, but im too lazy
just gonna be in bed like im screamin ooo baby
oh, and
school is so overrated
i just stay away from there like where rosanne masturbated
really lose track of time
think just cuz i rhyme i might enhance my mind but i dont,
pretty much a bump on a log
im even more weird than a thumb on a frog
jump outta the fog with lyrical assassasination
story of my life is spiritual procrastination
i dont think your ready, premature ejaculation
cuz i rock it steady, ill be known across the nation
i dont try hard at anything but this
would never even wanna try to sing ill get dissed
and i dont have a lisp, but i spit so much
after this shit, im sure my tongue is torn up
so i get no love, and its all because its what a rapper does that gets respect
not what he writes, so now i regret
writing sick lyrics and complex metaphors
now im talkin gats and gettin many whores
rap is through the door, whatever, window
same damn thing like weed and indo
but im playin nintendo, all the darn day
fuck you if you think that mario kart is gay
its all that i play, you like call of duty?
just join the damn army, quit bein such a nooby
i pwn noobs, uber leet hax
hardcore gamer eatin cheese snacks
im not gonna lie, or pretend to be hard
just a nice guy thats always spittin bars
but i cant get in bars, im only 16
so a fake id would be nifty
but whatever, guess i can wait
like guys my age just dying to mate

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