Ode to Yahweh

An irreverent and foul-mouthed composition hopefully pointing out a few of the many many things that make me think that the Judea-Christian God is simply a bunch of made up shit.

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The christian response to this video has so far been to
a) compare this composition to the racism of apartheid South Africa
b) to compare it to the brainwashing employed by the Nazis in WW2 Germany.

Yeah, obviously!!!

c) just the old "You shouldn't be offensive" line.

To that I say: The days of religion being automatically granted more "respect" than it deserves (which is practically none) are well and truly over.
If religion wants respect, including intellectual respect, it has to earn it like everything else.
If someone doesn't want people to laugh at their beliefs, they shouldn't have such fucking ridiculous beliefs. (talking snakes? an omnipotent god who can't change his own mind? Jesus ascending physically into the ozone layer and troposphere? Come on!!!).

d) telling me that I have made claims in the poem that I simply haven't.

e) that old thing about how since Yahweh couldn't be bothered to see to it that his one and only message to mankind get translated correctly, then it's all MY fault when I take the bible at its word but it isn't exactly what the Hebrew says, and that I really ought to become a scholar in archaic middle-eastern languages before I go quoting the bible
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Look, the 'anger' is mainly theatrical. I'm a happy camper! And no, I'm not angry at God, just like you aren't angry at Santa Claus.

And yeah, I know it won't change any christian's mind. I'm not really trying to do that on this one. This is just for fun.

***Winning comment so far***
from PFWoody488:

I do not like the christian's spam.
I do not like them Sam I am.
I would not let them in my boat.
Not unless they tongue my scrote.
I think their sky daddy is but a scam.
No i don't want their christian spam.

Thanks Woody.


And then this one from ACOUSTICA :

There once was a Non-stamp collector...
A genuine bullshit detector.
He called out your god.
Don't like his facade?
Then swallow his salty white nectar.

...fuck!! Nectar!!!!!


"Answers" video coming soon.

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Category:

Nonprofits & Activism

Tags:

• God
• Yahweh
• Jesus
• Bible
• atheist
• atheism

[Wordoffakes]

Dude u r by far the best thing on u tube, thanks for saving me after 20 years of bullshit, never stop

[hector9462]

hahaha the end so fucking truth!!! hAHAHAHA

[paramattic70]

I don't debate Christians for the same reason I don't debate someone who thinks the Moon is made of cheese. The notion of a God is preposterous in this day and age of science, reason and technology. Believers lack the common sense to debate among reasonable people. I won't tolerate the imposition of your God's rules on me from the get go. It's degrading. I don't have to prove that your God doesn't exist. I've evolved beyond God and the need to justify my position to those who remain stagnant.

[paramattic70]

@mRwhite298 what in the fuck are you trying to say?? You are not convince HERE to God BELIEVE brainless TO BE REPENT. JESUS lord die for sin you life me. PRAY heaven or SATAN rule at is because bad not is Jesus.

[mRwhite298]

@TheBlitMaster dear Child you think that HOLY ETERNAL GOD YHWH is create hell for fun and laugh primal design of HELL IS TO BE PRISON for GOD rebell sons fallen angels when human soul end up in that unholy place we humans are created in HOLY IMAGE OF ETERNAL GOD when fallen angels look IMAGE OF HOLY GOD ON PEOPLE IMAGE OF ONE WHO IS LOCKED UP ALL this demons fallen angels with hate agressive behavier demons torturing all human souls and you can not escape from that place HELL IS PRISON

[TheBlitMaster]

@mRwhite298 You're just mad because all the cool people will be with me in Hell.

[mRwhite298]

@TheBlitMaster you must be one of educated english people WHO IS SPIRITUAL DEAD AND BLIND no matter for my gramma im not english and only SPOILED BRATZ use this kind argument THIS IS YOUR BEST ARGUMENT EXCELLENT BRAVO you are proove my point with your empty shallow argument THIS IS BEST OF YOU i will not answer you again are you surten that your brain is still in your brainless head i think that is flee from you long time ago

[TheBlitMaster]

@mRwhite298 "HUMANS ARE NOTHING LIKE ANIMALS like false teachers of DARWINISM" Shouting so much our eardrums fall out doesn't make your grammar any more legible, nor your choice of words any wiser.

[mRwhite298]

@TheBlitMaster dont add my words things that i never spoke read with care my comment ARE YOU BLIND ?

[mRwhite298]

@TheBlitMaster Please read my comment with more care ARE YOU BLIND that you can not read where do you find that animals are rapist humans with they own wicked behavier desarve this name HUMANS ARE NOTHING LIKE ANIMALS like false teachers of DARWINISM trying to portrait no matter for behavier of some people who showing worsten behavier than some animals HUMAN INTELECT IS ABOVE ALL animal specie that showing human race to be SUPERIOR because PEOPLE ARE CREATED IN HOLY IMAGE OF ETERNAL GOD YHWH