"We Hate Gays!" on Church Marquee -"Losers welcome here"

The Abiding Word Lutheran Church in Highlands Ranch Colorado has the words "We Hate Gays!" on their street marquee. Capn Cannabis narrates the newsworthy event. The church is located in the 3rd richest county in the nation, in a community that was originally started by Philip Morris. It should be stated for legal purposes that CapnCannabis is NOT the perpertrator of this prank-nor did he have prior knowledge the event was going to occur. The Capn was just lucky enough to have captured the moment for a top ten entry into the Church Prank Hall of Fame, if it was indeed a prank and not a disgruntled church employee-we still don't know. So please sue someone else, all you dicks threatening to sue us, and please stop hacking our sites. Someone pranked you- wasn't us-but it's still funny fucking shit so laugh at it and move on- What would Jesus do? He'd smoke a bowl and chill out. Please follow the long haired hippies advice and roll a joint and smoke it. Everyone else enjoy the funny moment in time captured, because even as a prank, still makes me laugh. The CapN

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[Rabsputin]

@gerardomini you're a complete idiot.

[ben5017]

This Church is anything but truthful and loving ... Does this church take money from the Lutheran council?

Sin to God is many things ... hate

[AngstyArtist]

@Ornus Thumbs up my friend d(^^)b

[RIONOV]

this is GAY

[Ornus]

That's like saying that we have arms, it's just wrong to use them. Why walk on your hands when your legs are perfectly fine?

Homosexuals were born homosexual. They shouldnt have to repent for something they were born with.

[gerardomini]

To whoever that see this disgrace, as a Christian, I appologize for this message. However, let me say what the Bible REALLY SAYS: Homosexuality is a sin and God hates that, but God loves homosexuals and any gay who truly repents of their sin can be forgiven and be set free from that binding of Satan. I've seen myself lives restores from homosexuality by the power of God.

GAY PEOPLE GOD LOVES YOU, BUT HE HATES THAT SIN, IF YOU REPENT AND COME TO HIM HE'LL SAVE, AND GIVE TRULY ABUNDANT LIFE!

[conoverblake]

These people would get fucked up here in california! there wouldnt be a marque board for them to put shit on! haha oh well, its their ignorance.

[DrButler]

Why isn't this more popular? You're funny as hell.

[donohuee]

haha captain cannabis

[QuietBullet]

lol