John is so fat, he shows up on radar.
The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!
Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
John is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."
I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Seriously though, Judy isnt fat, she insists shes just 4 feed too short.
But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
John is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.
The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month!
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"
John is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
John is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
nice video mate i rate
alikidmc 7 months ago
If your genes were more advanced your body would respond to the stimulation. However, this is just proof your species hasn't evolved, and can't evolve to adapt to external stimulation.
ishitonallah 3 years ago
i think this video is expressing the fail of fat and black people
GodsDemise1337 3 years ago
A simple equation should help answer your question: A + B = C
A: Lollipop
B: Lollipop
C = Licka lick the lollipop
lightshadow22 3 years ago
what was the point of this video?
3nukkanukka3 3 years ago
fukin faget..DONT CALL ME! I DISLIKE U!
johee626 3 years ago