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CULT WARS III: Scientologists vs. Mormons vs. Xenu/Anonymous

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Uploaded by on Feb 23, 2008

The greatest story never told until now!

After losing most of their SeaOrg fleet, the Scientologists change their strategy by launching an all-out ground / air assault on Utah itself.

The Mormons rally as best as they can to defend their Promised Land with their humble and gallant forces.

After having been initially defeated on Teegeeack, XENU unleashes a massive invasion upon Utah to destroy his enemies. For the first-time in a gazillion years, his fleet of DC-8 like spaceships and other super-advanced weapons are sent back to Teegeeack to settle his affairs.

Seeking to bolster his support on Teegeeack, Xenu recruits Humans, known as "ANONYMOUS", and arms them with his exclusive Xenu-Weaponry to wage war against the enemies of his Galactic Confederation.

Will the Scientologists finally defeat their Mormon rivals? What surprises do they have for Xenu? Will the Mormons be able to fight off two aggressors? What tricks might be up Xenu's sleeve?

The epic war of our time unfolds.

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  • WTF???!! F*cking hilarious!!!

    Just one suggestion though you should make the Anonymous forces wear Guy Fawkes masks.

    Awesome vid! 5/5

  • I just made a "teaser trailer" for the "sequel" to this series: Xenu Wars. Heheheh. Thanks for the comments.

  • what did you make this with is it a game?

  • operation flashpoint 1985 and tons of mods

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  • "... and I'm a Mormon." I fucking hate that shit so much.

  • mods are sleeping

  • Da fuck...

  • @RainbowManification hahahah...wow i have no idea what was talking about when i wrote that comment 10 months ago, all i know is i just laughed my ass off. thank you for replying to it or else i would have long forgotten about that hahah wow...

  • @commerceskate wait, what?

  • hahahahahhaahha

  • mormons are gay dumb idiot fuckers, and scientologists are really cool asshole fucking child rapists. Xenu is a dumb bitch cock.  fuck all these idiot headed retard freaks. JEWS ARE THE SHIT. mormons dont know the difference between a lamb's foot and a bottle of beetle juice.

  • I cant seem to find the first of these.

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