Twilight Fan attack on Frozen Apples wiki

Link to wiki: http://applesparkles.wikia.com/wiki/Frozen_Apples

Where I got the French Toast joke from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mybkKkeBTEE

Me tearing apart the attempted "destruction" of the Anti-Twilight wiki. Get your LOLbags together, 'cause there's a ton to LOL over!

Script: Oh, this is gonna be one for the funny books... hey guys! Razor9350 here, returning from my overblown cold to give you a story of epic fail, epic proportions, and epic lolz. I'm of course referring to an anonymous troll who's been... heh, "plaguing" the Anti-Twilight wiki known as Frozen Apples, link in the description. She's had at least two accounts that I've heard of so far, those being Cheesemonster66 and TheMonsterInYourCloset. Like... monsters... much?

Uh, anyway, this girl claims to be both intelligent and mature. But she contradicts herself by her actions; her whole purpose of being on the Wiki is to destroy it, and to do this, she erases its pages one at a time. ... Yeah, because on Wiki sites, users are forbidden to reverse any edits that are done on any page. ... Sarcasm hand raised!

This girl is hilarious. I mean it. She is absolutely hilarious. She literally thinks that she can take the website down by making stupid edits that anyone can undo. And she's determined to stop at nothing to acheive her goal! But her whole plan is a joke, and the punchline is that it will never work.

And her edits really are laughable, too. Some are truly lolz-worthy. Like on this one page, she replaced everything with possibly one of the worst Twitard internet phrases since Nuttymadam's "Amazing Book"; she replaced the page, writing it all in capital letters mind you, "HELLO I LIKE POOPY UNICORNS". What? This is it? That's all that the website's supposed "greatest enemy" could come up with? What the French toast?

Oh, but it gets even better. Trust me, it gets better. On other pages, she replaced the content with a stupid song that pretty much praised herself in her idiocy, calling herself "the coolest girl" (heh, yeah right). And she even made an entire page dedicated to this song! And she claims to be an intelligent and mature girl? You've gotta be kidding me. You've gotta be freaking kidding me. Oh, and she also replaced a few pages with this video titled "Do you like waffles"... Yeah, real mature, Monster. Real mature.

But by far the most hilarious thing about this Twitroll is her persistence and her spunk. See, I hadn't realized this for the longest time, but she left a message on my page (this being Cheesemonster66) saying that I was on her "revenge list" for calling her a Twitroll. ... .... That... is classic fail. Internet threats? You seriously threatened me over the internet? Well I guess it could be worse, at least she didn't claim that she was gonna murder me. By the way, mikesthef***ingman, it's been 2 years now, and I'm still waiting for you to show up at the door with an axe.

Well that's my Twitroll report. I might make a series out of this, could be fun, though I don't go around searching for this stuff. This event found me. If there's any Twitard activity you'd like to report, be sure to let me know and I'll see what I can make of it. Until next time, this is Razor9350, and if you'll excuse me I'll be getting some Salene Solution. Darn sinuses... anyway, have a good day everyone. See ya.

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• Anti-Twilight
• Troll
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• Frozen
• Apples

[MagicMuggleBox]

Just curious did the troll ever come back?

She sounds funny and insane.

It could've all been a strange sick joke which it sounds like.

[Razor9350]

@MagicMuggleBox She came back a few times, but has since been banned for a year. I don't think she'll come back after that.

[Razor9350]

@Grandpharaoh91 I agree completely. That's what happens when a story is given little thought and effort, only to be parodied later on.

[Grandpharaoh91]

@Razor9350 I have a copy of it. If you ever see it anywhere, go buy it. It's 20 times beter than twilight and it actually was written by people with college eduactions. Ironicaly, while Bella is still a delusional sociopath, she actually gets character development. It's pretty sad when a parody is better than the original, wouldn't you agree?

[Razor9350]

@Grandpharaoh91 I've never had the pleasure of reading it. :( Though I'd like to.

[Grandpharaoh91]

@Razor9350 Sex appeal? Edwards face looks like a foot! And Bella is literally the plainest Mary-Sue in existance! The only one with any form of sex appeal would be Jacob and he's a freakin' pedophile! I weep for the people who are aroused by this, I truly do. But, without Twilight, Nightlight wouldn't exist, and I love that book.

[Razor9350]

@Grandpharaoh91 Yes, I'm a contributor to the site. Thank you. :) As for why it's so popular, my guess is best summed up in two words: sex appeal.

[Grandpharaoh91]

@Razor9350 Exactly. I still don't understand how so many girls like this garbage, though. So you work on it? That's awesome.

[Razor9350]

@Grandpharaoh91 And what better way to hate it than with a sense of humor, like Frozen Apples?

[Grandpharaoh91]

I just discovered Frozen apples, and I love it! That ses pool of a book series can't possibly get enough hate.