Secrets||Ep.4

HAI THURR :3 i apologize for the long wait. (ITS TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE...TOO LATTEEE) sorry. it's early and ive only slept 2 hours WOOHOO :D thats what winter break is for. sleeping. then going out for awhile. eating. then sleeping again. i hate dots... ANYWAYS. comment or you will get killed by a boy named Jimmy...who..went into a haunted house and this ghost took his soul. I'm uncomfortable writing this cause im a scaredy cat. (ha people call me cat. get it? LAUGH AT MY JOKES) without further adieu..no im kidding thats stupid. heres the story, yo.

Zach: Who?
Joe: It's a secret?
Zach: Alrighty then.
Joe: (awkward)
Zach: I'm not really dating Demi, she made me pretend so you would get jealous.
Joe: Oh, really?
Zach: Well. Miley convinced her.
Joe: This will be fun.
Zach: Hell yeah it will---wait, what will be fun? JUST DON'T PRETEND DATE SOMEONE THAT WOULD PISS HER OFF.
PeopleAroundThem: (turn and look at them)
Zach:.............(walks away)
[okay so i turned around to hiss at my cat (im not weird) and this little minnie mouse doll was staring at me D:]
-Lunch-
Demi: (in her car eating lunch, steps out)
Joe: (leaning against her car) Hey.
Demi: (jumps) oh fuck. (looks over) Oh hi.
Joe: (gets close to her) Whatcha doin'?
Demi: Um, eating lunch?
Joe: (puts his arms on both sides of her, like closing her in) Interesting.
Demi: Yeah...(staring at him)
Joe: (acts like he's going to kiss her, pulls away) Oh wait you have a boyfriend.
Demi: Huh? What, no. He's not my boyfriend. Just a good friend.
Joe: Oh, okay. (walks away from her)
Demi: Y---DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME.
Joe: (looks back and smirks, walks into the school)
Demi: ..........
-afterschool-
Joe: (at his house, goes over to the door when someone knocks)
Brandon: (walks in and slams the door shut)
Joe: Yes, come in.
Brandon: Don't joke with me, Joe.
Joe: I'm not. It's just of common courtesy that you stay outside until I say that you can come in.
Brandon: (glares at him) What's up with this? (throws papers at him)
Joe: (glances down at them and puts them on his counter) Nothing.
Brandon: Nothing?!
Joe: Yes, that's what I just said.
Brandon: Do you know how much this is costing us?
Joe: A lot, probably.
Brandon: That would be an understatement.
Joe: (chuckles) Okay then.
Brandon: You need to start taking this more fucking seriously. You know we're all screwed.
Joe: We were all screwed to begin with, Brandon. Whether I mess it up or not doesn't have to do with anything.
Brandon: Wake up from your little wonderland, Joe. It does matter. Whether you like it or not.
Joe: Whatever.
Brandon: Just do your fucking job right. (walks out and drives away)
Joe: (sighs and flops down on the couch)
Nick: (outside knocking obnoxiously)
Joe: Wait a minute! Geez! (grabs the papers, throws them above the tall cabinets in the kitchen, opens the door) What?
Nick: Not even a "HEY NICK. I LOVE YOU BRO"?
Joe: I have never said that in my life nor will I start saying it.
Nick: You will. One day. Because you will realize how much you love me. (walks in and looks at him) No incest.
Joe: (shakes his head and laughs) Mom dropped you more than 1 time when you were a baby.
Nick: Which is why I love roller coasters. Because going down the hill is like baby me heading towards the ground from about 4 to 5 feet.
Joe: Right. You scream like crazy on roller coasters.
Nick: And you think baby me didn't scream like crazy when he hit the ground? Schooled. I win. (puts his hands on his shoulders, looks at him seriously) You need to stay away from Demi..she's dangerous.
Joe: Wait, what? Why? And how?
Nick: Just kidding. But by your response and the look on your face. You would still want to see her. Because if you didn't care, you would've just said "Okay fine. You weirdo."
Joe: (rolls his eyes) Don't start with me.

i ended that awkwardly again :3

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[ddlandselgomezfan]

"LAUGH AT MY JOKES" LMFAO. I CANT.

Joe is a tease. Using his hotness to attract Demi.

Brandon wtf are you? where did you come from?

WHY IS THIS STORY SO MYSTERIOUS.

Nick is so cute in this. luv him~<3

why would zach tell joe though. stoopid.

IM LIKE COMMENTING ON EVERY CHARACTER OK IM SORRY.

[EarthGirl1019]

@ddlandselgomezfan

YES. YOU HAVE TO LAUGH. WHAT'S THE OLDEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD? A COW. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S BLACK AND WHITE. LMFAO IM HILARIOUS.

well it's joe what do you expect. except in real life he looks ugly. because his hair...he needs to stop cutting it..

he doesnt luv you~</3 i kid i kid

so joe can freely make out with demi without demi being a drama queen and like *pushes joe away* NO. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. I CANT. like in every other mother freaking series.

you're a squirrel

[MegaBubbleGum0]

whos brandon?

[EarthGirl1019]

@MegaBubbleGum0

someone mysterious

:)

[EarthGirl1019]

OKAY YEAH I HAD SAID THAT NICK WAS DEMI'S BROTHER

YOU GUYS KNOW MY STORY MORE THAN I DO

IM A FAILURE D;

uh. im going to go read over the other episodes. heh..heeh? :3

[JemiWriterandReader]

keep posting!!! i luv it!!!!

[disneyfanforlife]

When are you going to post again???? I love this story!!!

[xashleyxknightx]

looove it =)

[mrkevinjonasisHOT]

haha loved it like always =D

[JemiLover3000]

Yay fist Black and White Stripes comes back and now YOU,my kinda legend, writes?!?!!?Epppppppp wait I don't Epp Well Awesommmmmmmmme!!!!