The Ranting Sloft - Nana (Phone)

Chase Conley ranting about a conversation with his grandmother:

Drivin' down the road the other day
all of a sudden...in the Buack, (Buick)
I'm drivin', got the nana over here
bullshittin' talkin' shit
She says, "I hate ol' phones, they're just bad business."
And I'm thinkin' "What in the Fuck."
Well...she's over here and all of a sudden she says,
"Somebody, I seen who called in there on the phone"
I said, "Who in the hell could it be?"
She said, "I seen who called and don't think I don't know who it is
cause if you get stopped there might be somethin' in my car
and I might be liable to just call 'em and tell 'em about it."
And I said, 'You're effin' crazy, you're drivin' me nuts
up the...shink-a-shonkin' wall and I-I don't know what to tell ye
Like it's pissin' me off cause I don't even know who you're talkin'
about that could've called...It was bullshit!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• rant
• chase
• conley
• nana
• drugs
• Angry

[TheIceprincess777]

YOU ARE A FREAK AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY! I MISS YOU SO MUCH, I MISS YOU MAKING US LAUGH!!

[daman69ist]

Ok...im sittin here struggling for words to respond to this...HOLY SHIT i am dyin lol..Your my dude till the end...my brother. This shit is REAL this is our life man, the phones may or may not be bad business lol. GOD NO BOLOGNA AT ALL??? wow!!! ok im out love ya bro.