Oblivion: Sheogorath Body Part Quotes

Sheogorath likes talking about interesting things. It's a pity he doesn't talk about EVIL GIANT NINJA WOMBATS!!!!!! Or EVIL WINDOW CLEANERS wearing 3D glasses. That's quite interesting, but at least i'm not mad!?!?!?!?! £££&*^^

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Comedy

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• Sheogorath
• oblivion
• shiveringisles
• elderscrolls

[balzich14]

Sheogorath: Oooo...Brain Pie, perfect! Care to donate?

Me: Err I know someone else who is willing to donate! *shoves adoring fan in front of myself* Enjoy!

[TheImperfectTheory]

Brilliant drawing idea! There's a couch, Sheogorath and his dancer are on one side of the couch...Discord and Pinkamina are on the other side! Behind Sheogorath There's a man falling, screaming "My fabulous beard!" Behind Discord Celesteia is turned to stone. Discord is making pies fly upwards.

Sheogorath screams, "Are those brain pies!??!? I LOVE brain pies!!!"

Hm....

[Hillster111]

Nigg... -Lings

[Kibbletts]

He vaguely reminds me of Hannibal Lector for some reason.

[umarilay]

WAIT but wheres the CHEESE!!!

[mechanischeHerz]

няшкаааа ^_^

[Uaxis]

@FLASHoverlord It's because he is.

[Uaxis]

@mikeduels Hey that's my graphics card! No scallops with cheese sauce for you.

[Uaxis]

@Uaxis Archer: So wtf are you?

Conan: Watch your language!

Archer: Okay! Okay!

*conan is an expert of speech craft xD*

All of the above conversation pretty much reflects my character - 8th level orc barbarian with a talent for speechcraft and nothing else, really. :P

[Uaxis]

@Uaxis Conan: I can block any man. But man isn't strong. *journeyman 55* Archer: Blade? Conan: *laughs* You call what I did earlier, USING a blade? *Apprentice* Archer: Ah... well. Light armor? Conan: Hrn. Light armor serves it's purpose. *journeyman* Archer: ... heavy armor? *disbelieving* Conan: Smiles. Naaaaah. Archer: Well, okay. So, what else is there. Conan: *barely containing a great rage* Armorer. Archer: Woah, okay. So yer... yer a smith? Conan: Smiles too wide - nah'really.

[Uaxis]

Hey if Conan the Barbarian were a PC in oblivion: - *the archer from the first movie, meeting Conan for the first time* Hail brave one, what is your skill? Conan: ... Skill? Archer: Um... well for example, I am an expert of archery. Conan: I have no skill. Archer: No skill? Are you an archer too? *laughs* Conan: I'm just an apprentice. Archer: Okay, okay. Well, what about blunt? Conan: *smiles* Meh. *journeyman* Archer: Uhm, well what about, shields? Blocking? Conan: *smiles wolfishly*