Behind the Music that Sucks: STING

Call the Police: Sting is considered armed and extremely sucky.

"Behind the Music that Sucks" takes music icons, celebrities and overrated nobodies, and says what VH1's popular biography show, "Behind the Music," refuses to: Wow, these people really suck! Each episode of "Behind the Music that Sucks" is a parody of the most ridiculous, self-important and sucky Hollywood has to offer. "Behind the Music that Sucks," a hilarious cartoon series, is brought to you by Heavy original programming, and broadcast exclusively on Heavy.com.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sting
• qvc
• eric clapton
• the police
• roxanne
• STING SUCKS
• sell out
• wax museum
• Disney Magic Kingdom
• Best Buy
• Compaq
• Black Label Beer
• quality footwear
• Jaguare
• Victoria's Secrete
• Stewart Copeland
• and 1980's greed

[XDECAR]

Well it is funny, but if any one says that sting is a suck ass musician then they clearly, don't know what the fuck there talking about, his mercury falling album is brilliant, well of course for the more simple minded it might be a bit difficult to grasp at the first instance...

[supercj8899]

@XDECAR He's not actually saying sting sucks dude, he's just joking. ITs sattire comedy, if he were doing a rant, he would actually include some logic and reasons in it.

[ZograkiJones]

Dear morons,

Look up the words 'satire' & 'parody' Kthnxbi

[timmy841212]

Fee fee set your fee lmao I like him as a musician but that part was funny.

[MrGloriousg]

@FrannyRenee

I liked Sting right up to Soul Cages. Unfortunately I can no longer ignore the fact that his music has become as bland as a mouthful of sawdust. Thank god I discovered Radiohead in the early 90's.

[samandlyn]

It's always easy for someone with no talent to ridicule someone who has great talent out of spite and jealousy ( because he's rich and you're not). But Sting happens to be one of the most brilliant musicians of the past 50 years, and his body of work proves that. So you obviously know very little about good music.

Anyway, spending so much time and effort on this just shows you really must be quite obsessed with Sting !

[janderson2000]

Sting is a genius and those who don't like him are not.

[FrannyRenee]

You have no idea who Sting is. And if he sucks why is he still selling out concerts. You suck.

[bagthesecond]

Sting sucks as a musician, an activist and a human being. He should go shove a tree branch up his gay and loose ass.