David Cross - Bigger & Blackerer - Heroin

David Cross bit on heroin from his Bigger & Blackerer stand-up special.

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• david
• cross
• bigger
• and
• blackerer
• heroin

[JN5B11]

he obviously has never done heroin by that impression he has, he was probably on ketamine

[squfucs]

@JN5B11 yeah you're right

[cetnikz]

Fuck heroin it sticks to your soul and is hard to peel off.

[squfucs]

@cetnikz That's a good comment man, thanks.

[apicalmaristem]

One of the funniest bits ever...maybe because I've been addicted to heroin, but really it made me laugh til I cried. Also, I wish this clip included the part about the chinese acrobats...and also I wish I had a magic telescope that could look to the outer edges of the universe...so I could sell it for heroin.

[squfucs]

@apicalmaristem I believe in you as an addict.

[toterrapin77]

i definetly puke my insides out on dope though. haha

[elevatorisland]

bet you anything he's talking about tompkin's square park

[rad4life1]

oh never mind, he did it! LOL

[rad4life1]

oh dude, you forgot the heroine junkie dance! similar to the crack dance, only youre not looking on the ground for more crack lol

[JivemasterJ]

@skaloon yeah, no such thing brother!

[rpm2004]

@JN5B11 or he did too much and just fell asleep.

[jamied931]

@JN5B11 ketamine is more like "oh its 4" (20 minutes later) "WTF ITS ONLY 4:02!"

[skaloon]

@cetnikz

what soul?

[SongHooks1993]

@JN5B11 not rele i used to snort as many bags as i could by the tenth ide be hurling my ass off ide eat a bagel or something and 10 seconds later ide be hurling that shit up

[joshkirkcash]

@JN5B11 sounds like heroin to me.